Humpy

From Press reports I understood that expats recieving income abroad were to be taxed.... yes or no ?

Anybody else completed their Tax forms ? I did mine at the local Ampur tax office. Bank book, Thai ID, Yellow book and Passport.....It took about 20 minutes.... Phone call next day to say all complete. Went to the Ampur to pick up my forms... nothing to pay !!

Will I get any 'Relief Effort' for my beer that fell off the side table as I watched my pool demonstrating the tsunami effect ?

Different story in the Daily Mail... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14518351/british-husband-tirade-thailand-wife-dinner.html

Thailand legalised cannabis thereby encouraging 'farmers' to grow acres of the stuff which is now attracting smugglers from all over the World..... funny old thing !

No doubt the soap bubb;es are echo friendly !!

Daily Mail .... ''They confronted the pair, a couple in their 40s said to have been their neighbours, and told them to leave the property. But the unnamed man, believed to be from the UK, then launched a vicious attack on them aided by his partner, a Thai national, which was captured on CCTV.''

Who travels at night in Thailand anyway ?😀

Never mind quad bikes.....Just keep an out for 10 yearolds on electric scooters around town and on the main roads ...... oh ,and 4 school kids on a m/c leaving the school gates, no helmets, no insurance, no licence and not a policeman in sight. !!

Who, in their right mind would visit Walking Street now that Happy -a-Go-Go has gone ?😄

Just make sure they are not driving around and crashing their pickups loaded with illegal cigarettes !!

Should be buffahigh ....😀

Just imagine, on a 12 hour flight, sitting next to a smoker who has just sucked a packet of fags in the kipper room !!"

Let us be thankful it wasn't a No. 2 !!

Who needs a watch costing millions ? ' Oh ! gosh , look at the time , half past luxury three '..

So this is what they call 'rear ending' is it ? !!

Was the lady using a zebra crossing ? Did she step in front of the m/c ? .. Was she in a hurry to dine ? What speed was the rider doing ?

So after the New Year Festivities the penalty will be less I assume !!!

''Preliminary investigations revealed that the two injured teens were riding their red Honda PCX motorcycle after dropping off a friend near Khu Khwa Road.'' Only three on the bike..... most unusual !!

I ate porridge as a kid like thousands of others and I can't remember seeing any fat kids at school. Take a look t photos of kds in the 1950's.... no fat ones.

Is that a 3 or 4 meter tailboard I see ??

'' Illegal E-Cigarette Factory Raided '' ... as oposed to a 'legal E-Cigarette Factory ' ?!!

Lax Law !! What Law ? Children on m/c's, 10 year olds riding electric scooters around town, traffic controlled by teenage students wearing green overalls and black berets as other students leave the school gates to cross the road.... not a policeman in sight. Four or five on a m/c ,no problem ! Roundabout sign 1 meter from the roundabout near our local town. Police busy sitting in gold shops playing with their phones. Pickup trucks, clearly unsafe for use, are waved through police check points leaving the police in a cloud of black smoke. Dumper trucks with dustbin sized exhausts, no numberplates visible and spilling their overloaded contents, are clear to go through the check points. Very few drivers know how to use a roundabout. Time for the local police chiefs to get a grip of thier men.

I have been keeping 25 and 50 satangs in a pot for ages. The pot now weighs over 2kg...... will the bank accept this ?

Come on Donald, you can do it !