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A man is trying to avoid doctor's fee after having an eye surgery.
When the doctor asks, "how do you feel, can you see clearly?" the man replies, "doc. i can't see a thing."
Doctor thinks for a while, then gestures a nurse to come in and undress in front of the man.
The man again replies he can't see a thing when the doctor asked him yet once again if he can see anything?
The doctor motions the nurse to spread her legs and then asks the man, "Do you see anything now?"
The man shakes his head and gives a firm reply, "No doctor, i can see nothing."
Doctor gives the man a tight bird (slap) on the head and exclaims, "If you can't see a thing, why are you getting an erection?" -
Old Man Pays A Whore A Visit
How am i doing sweetie?
About 3 Nots
What's 3 Nots?
You are not hard
Your are not in
And
You are not getting your money back.
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New Aids Awarness Captions
Try different positions with the same woman
Instead of
The same positon with different women. -
A Farang came out of a toilet one morning after having a spicy thai dinner the night before.
"God!!! Now I know why thai's use water, bloody tissue can catch fire, man!!!!!"
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"Do you find any fault in My designing of your body?"
"Well, no offence Dear God, but i think the entertainment complex is too near to the drainage." -
"Dad!! Where was I, when you and mom went for honeymoon?"
"On the way going, you were with me, on the way back, you were with her." -
"Dad!! Why are you such a timid person?"
"What happened son?"
"Why do you have to hold on to my finger whenever we have to cross the road?"
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Humours Sms And Jokes
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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Humours SMS And Jokes
Will try and add as frequently as possible.
Nine angels came to me and asked, "Do you know the most intelligent, smart, nice, noble, well-behaved, and best groomed person?"
I gave them your address
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Wow! What a fool i made out of them.