Everything posted by Yellowtail
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Worst Joke Ever 2026
Two housewives were talking to each other over the backyard fence. Janet said to Kay I was mad at my husband this morning so I poured water on the floor in front of the washing machine. Its almost noon now and he is still trying to fix it.
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Worst Joke Ever 2026
- Worst Joke Ever 2026
So Jim goes to confession and tells his priest that he swore. The priest asks how this came to be. Jim says he was golfing and hit a drive that was easily going to be 250 yards. But it hit a telephone wire and dropped. "So that's when you swore?" asked the priest. "No," says Jim. "A squirrel ran out of the woods and picked up the ball and ran back towards the woods." "So that's when you swore?" asked the priest. "No," says Jim. "A hawk swooped down and snatched up the squirrel and flew off." "So then?" asked the priest. "No," said Jim. "The squirrel dropped the ball. It bounced off a rock, Then bounced off a tree limb. Then bounced down an incline, hit another rock and bounced over the sand trap, onto the green and came to a stop six inches from the cup!" said Jim. "So," said the priest, "You missed the @#$%^& PUTT?!?!"- Every Hamas member is a dead man, Netanyahu says
I stand corrected, thanks! Never a fan of either, politically.- Every Hamas member is a dead man, Netanyahu says
Did he say that before or after he killed millions of his "comrades"?- Worst Joke Ever 2026
- 20 Thais believed killed in Gaza, 14 kidnapped, over 5,000 want to return home
Whatever they do, they should not use some of the billions in aid to employ some the fed-up young Palestinians with no jobs to develop Palestine. Just continue beheading babies, raping women, and murdering as many Jews as possible until Isael surrenders. The celebratory videos are a nice touch and should help secure support from other antisemites from around the world.- Biden condemns Hamas for ‘act of sheer evil’ and says US citizens taken hostage
Yes, he exaggerated the value of his property to get a loan, oh the humanity! And why is the bank he colluded with for the loan not being charged as well? It's not like they take your word for it when you loan you money. Biden flushed Afghanistan down the toilet and now he'll flush Israel down the toilet, the border is open, the economy stinks, yet Joe and his family are all getting rich.- Biden condemns Hamas for ‘act of sheer evil’ and says US citizens taken hostage
Let's not forget all the weapons and whatnot left behind in Afghanistan.- Biden condemns Hamas for ‘act of sheer evil’ and says US citizens taken hostage
When you give people money for groceries, they are free to spend the money they would have spent on groceries on something else. It's not really that complex.- 20 Thais believed killed in Gaza, 14 kidnapped, over 5,000 want to return home
How could the prisoners get out to kidnap people? And why would they go back to prison after they got out? That makes no sense.- 20 Thais believed killed in Gaza, 14 kidnapped, over 5,000 want to return home
It was not a war zone until now.- 20 Thais believed killed in Gaza, 14 kidnapped, over 5,000 want to return home
A proud day for all the Palestinian sympathizers.- Control Transformer Help
I'm pretty sure I ordered a 24VAC valve, but I've had it over a year, so I just want to make it work. Thanks again...- Control Transformer Help
Thanks, I did not know a transformer did not work with DC.- Control Transformer Help
Perfect, thanks for the help!- Control Transformer Help
Thanks, I already have the 24V timer, I'll buy a power supply.- Control Transformer Help
I've been playing with main voltage my whole life both at home and at work. I do not know much about electronics, which is why I am here for help. I assumed it would, but I do not understand why a rectifier rated 400V and 25A would necessarily go after the transformer, that's why I am asking. Do you know if it goes before or after, and if so, do you know why?- Control Transformer Help
If voltage drop is a concern, would it not make sense to put the bridge before the transformer? That's what I want to do. I don't mind buying what I need. I do not see it on the valve, photos below. It is a 1" water valve I want to open with a timer for an hour a day. 0.5A- What do you think is the biggest threat to humanity/civilization?
Woke is a culture that believes that..."Western European and the United States’ officials modern, 21st century version of western civilization is A: Successful, and B: The only model that works. That is: greater statism, ever larger government, fixations on race and tribalism, open boarders, globalist ecumenical ideas that were beyond the 20th century ideas of parochial boarders, common language, common people and mandatory green energy because global warming is destroying the planet. "- Control Transformer Help
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Thanks, I corrected my mistake in the post, the solenoid is marked DC24V- Control Transformer Help
I have a small transformer I would like to use to control a 24VDC NC solenoid valve. I think I can just use a bridge rectifier to convert from AC to DC, but I have a few questions. 1. The transformer (below) has three leads on the secondary and is marked 24V 0 24V. Does this mean I can 24VAC using one red wire and the center black wire and 48VAV the two red wires, or does it mean I can get 12VAC (black and red) or 24VAC (two red)? 2. Should the rectifier go before or after the transformer? 3. Does the rectifier below look appropriate? Vishay Diode Bridge Rectifier 25A, 400V (GBPC2504A) | Lazada.co.th- What do you think is the biggest threat to humanity/civilization?
Yet as a percentage, humans live longer, work less, and eat better than at any time in the history of the world.- What do you think is the biggest threat to humanity/civilization?
The fundamental breakdown of morality. - Worst Joke Ever 2026