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SAFETY FIRST

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  1. Lots of clowns come to Thailand. It's a freak show these days. Go for a walk down soi Buakhou, second road etc. freaks, freaks and more freaks. Most of them have a deformaty and I reckon a mental illness.
  2. Seriously, I can't stop reading this thread, it's bloody hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'd like to meet the Belgium guy, buy him a beer for giving us all a good laugh 😜
  3. The oxygen levels were dwindling,he was at risk, can't survive without oxygen, certain death. 🤣 After reading I thought at he may have been in a submarine.
  4. Yes, I reckon the dude was drunk and drugged up. What sort of pathetic human can't open a car door. When I'm in the village, I sit in my car for hours and hours, battery still opens doors.
  5. You're in for a world of hurt if you want to meet expats in Thailand. Most are untrustworthy, criminal type, no morals or ethics. Typical Barbarians, oh hang on thats you, Conan 😂 Heed my warning dude.
  6. He's already been found, he was never lost.
  7. If it was an older car the door would open when pulling on the internal door handle.
  8. I understand.... Time is running out, 2am heat and plummeting oxygen but this would be a great option. video_20240808_114754_edit.mp4
  9. My Dong is so big, it's called a Donga. 😎
  10. Maybe you are in the wrong country, it is Thailand, you are going to see Thai faces. Maybe Thailand is not for you. Why don't you try Vietnam, lots of Vietnamese faces, I never saw a Thai face when I was there.
  11. Yes, Forza good cruiser for Thai roads. I'd like to buy one but I have too many bikes at the moment.
  12. Doors wouldn't open. If it's one of those new all electric things I doubt the hood would open.
  13. A little dramatic don't you think? plummeting oxygen levels...... hilarious He was a man, not a infant child. Maybe he needs to ManUp.
  14. Is that the same guy had the business on Theprasitt soi 8, 'all ways Pattaya'? His yellow Hummer had signage on the back, advertising his business. I heard he's locked up now, very bad person.
  15. Who would have thought that there's money in fake shampoo. Strange people who would do that for a few baht.
  16. Most of them are insecure, they are on a power trip. It's always a good laugh when you see them riding their Honda wave, Yamaha Nouvo or Mio, going to their workplace, dressed up in their phoney uniform, with fake police stickers (bought from the market) plastered all over their scooter 😂😂😂😂
  17. I heard he was found in a gay bar. 🏳️‍🌈 I can't take this any more, where have all the normal people gone? It seems I'm left alone, all by myself, only freaks left here now. Oh well, at least I have my beer that's sticking by me 🍺
  18. Some days I reckon my Mrs would like the same 😟
  19. A 27yo male Brit sold into slavery... You've been watching to much TV mate. At first You people are hilarious, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 but after a while you guys start to get on my nerves. 😡😡😡😡😡😡
  20. Hey jimjam maybe you can direct us to the non herpy massage joints.
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  22. I wouldn't ride my xDiavel on long trips, 2 hours max for me, too big and bulky. My PCX is much more manoeuvrable and comfortable on long trips. Before covid I rode to Cambodia (Koh Kong), followed the Sukhumvit all the way. As you get closer to Cambodia (narrowest part of Thailand) the road follows the coast, amazing views. I stopped of 3 times, different hotels along the way. Returning to Pattaya I rode all the way only stopping for immigration, fuel and coffee. It was the rainy season, I dumped the raincoat (bloody noisy thing), rode for an hour in the rain then dried off the next hour in the sunshine, this continued all the way. I left Koh Kong at 7am, through the border at 8am, back in Pattaya 2.30pm.
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