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Shocked farang

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  1. Definitely. These people are so evil that many times they have a few mules arriving in the same flight, so they tip the customs about one of them so they get very busy, so the others can pass through without being detected.
  2. I'm sorry to inform you that the taxi mafias most probably pay "tea money" to the police. So basically they work together. In Thailand, many times when there's a dispute between a foreigner and a local business, if the police is called, they are already sided with the business, that's where their "tea money" comes from.
  3. Phuket does have many nice, good value resorts, hotels, bungalows. Phuket town can be a very interesting experience, there are many nice, clean, crystal clear beaches as well. Unfortunately there are also many crooks targeting tourists. I am usually an independent visitor, so I dodge pretty well the dark side of Phuket, for some newcomers it's a error and learn experience, I guess.
  4. "he will go back to playing the piano with his dick." Wow, he's really multi-tasking! I just hope that his erections last up until the end of the song!
  5. It kind of makes sense as they caused economic damage to their victims.
  6. Vlad is the nickname for Vladimir, like Vladimir Putin...
  7. The wrong side of the road in Thailand is the right side of the road in my native country. But for a Brit, this is true insanity... He deserves to be "exported" back to Britain.
  8. I am happy that this time the culprit was alcohol, not cannabis.
  9. The last time I was in Pattaya, I indeed noticed many sex toys being sold along beach road. I happened to know that it's illegal in Thailand because I read in a book, otherwise how could you guess that a country with some much open prostitution would criminalize inocent sex toys??
  10. The country of "massage sir", "only 200 Baht sir", "happy ending Sir"...
  11. Is this smuggling ring some kind of cock ring?
  12. Exactly, the "tea money" was missing!
  13. It's incredible that all the foreigners who are totally ignorant of Thai culture eventually end up in Pattaya. Is that a coincidence or is Pattaya special?
  14. You are an fan of Mary Jane, I would say that this is all part of a conspiracy that wants to make Mary Jane i.o cannabis ilegal again.
  15. The idea is to pave the way to make weed illegal again...
  16. 500 Baht dates? A real date is priceless!
  17. What was the business exactly, may I ask?
  18. You can definetely find love, real love in the bars of Pattaya.
  19. He actually would be commended in Thailand as an example farang who helped to boost the nation's exports. Keep in mind that cannabis is legal in Thailand and he was helping the Thai economy by exporting one of their crops!
  20. In many cases Central banks materialize money out of thin air... They own a printing machine and digital money is even easier!
  21. Please send my regards to comrade Xi, the next time you are in China.
  22. The tree isn't providing enough fruits? Well, let's shake it even harder...
  23. The same here, I just don't trust the government's greedy behavior towards farangs.
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