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    Marriage Risks Thailand

    in Marriage and Divorce

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    If she quite a bit younger than you I gave.ble marriage, otherwise retirement.

    I been married my wife 7 years but do have retirement, don't worry about money in bank if you love her it help her later.

    In your case getting married would not change much.

    My wife wanted my name.

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    Are there poisonous Spiders in Thailand? The definitive answer from a Thai Doctor.

    in General Topics

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    Thailands a breeze compared to Australia with spiders and snakes. Not to mention the foot eating sharks.

    As a kid we had a outside dunny not lights, after listening to this song  going to the out house was an experience.

    There's a redback on the toilet seat, Slim Newton

    There was a red-back on the toilet seat
    When I was there last night,
    I didn't see him in the dark,
    But boy! I felt his b***!
    I jumped high up into the air,
    And when I hit the ground,
    That crafty red-back spider
    Wasn't nowhere to be found.
    I rushed in to the missus,
    Told her just where I'd been bit,
    She grabbed the cut throat razor blade,
    And I nearly took a fit.
    I said, "Just forget what's on your mind,
    And call a doctor please,
    'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure
    Is worse than the disease."

    There was a red-back on the toilet seat
    When I was there last night,
    I didn't see him in the dark,
    But boy! I felt his b***!
    And now I'm here in hospital,
    A sad and sorry plight,
    And I curse that red-back spider
    On the toilet seat last night.
    I can't lay down, I can't sit up,
    And I don't know what to do,
    And all the nurses think it's funny,
    But that's not my point of view.
    I tell you it's embarrassing,
    And that's to say the least
    That I'm to sick to eat a b***,
    While that spider had a feast!

    And when I get back home again,
    I tell you what I'll do,
    I'll make that red-back suffer
    For the pain I'm going through.
    I've had so many needles
    That I'm looking like a sieve,
    And I promise you that spider
    Hasn't very long to live!
    There was a red-back on the toilet seat
    When I was there last night,
    I didn't see him in the dark,
    But boy! I felt his b***!
    And now I'm here in hospital,
    A sad and sorry plight,
    And I curse that red-back spider
    On the toilet seat last night.

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    From his album: "Greatest Hits"
     
     
     
    Top Slim Newton Lyrics

    "Redback on the Toilet Seat" is a song by Slim Newton. The duration of this song is 02:19.

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    How old is too old to Drive ??

    in Thailand Motor Discussion

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    How long is a piece of string.

    I been with many drivers over 75 who handle traffic quickly and safe drivers.

    I was a professional driver many years both trucks and taxis, driven millions kms since got license at 16 years of age.

    I am 70 soon and will be driving for a long time yet I hope.

    I drove 16000 miles in USA last year opposite side of road than I used to without problems.

    Ok 1 incident California cop stopped me speeding 83mph and gave friendly warning. Speed limit in California is 65mph Bruce slow down enjoy the view.

    Love them cops.

    By the way I was just keeping up with most traffic

     

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    Thai driving licences: So long as you have one arm or leg you're good to go!

    in Thailand News

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    29 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

    Last time I was at the office getting a license renewal ,

    there was an old Thai man,also trying to do the same,

    but he said he could not see the colours ,tried a few times,

    so a couple of the officers took him away to a room, 

    I seen him 15 mins later a smile on his face,new license

    in his hand !..........says it all ,why so many serious accidents,deaths here.

    regards worgeordie

    As long as they see everything as green instant pass.

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    Skype to UK

    in IT and Computers

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    If you call often get a Skype world wide subscription. 

    I pay 2200bht per year.

    I  use 20hrs per week for business to Australia and wife would use 16 hours a week in Thailand. Can use on more than 1 device same time. 

    Call landlines and mobiles, other party doesn't need Skype even.

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