I guess it's not all sanook sanook for everyone.

"Chomper Higgot" Charm offensive? You didn't have to write all that. It's just your conclusion stemming from all the fake news you read and watch. Like sheep - herd mentality. 

I was always under the impression that Bangkok's district of love was the stretch between Soi Cowboy and Nana. 

"Chomper Higgot" Win whom over? Your comment is irrelevant.

Does that mean we will no longer be poured beer by the young and sexy ladies dressed in Singha, Tiger and Heineken miniskirts? Sad day for Thailand. Instead of adopting laws and regulations on the sale of alcohol like other countries have, like UK for example, train staff and managers, make them do courses, they come up with something this stupid. Oh, yes, I forgot, Thailand have their own "experts" and don't need "Western influence."

Preparations for 4/20 maybe?

"Motorbike driver dies after slamming into parked truck in Phuket"

At least once a week, without fail, or something similar.

I'm not surprised. Undoing all that Thai spaghetti, of course there will be delays. 

Power to the students! And I hope history does not repeat itself.

The first step for the police to start the investigation is to inquire / get CCTV footage and get bar girls to come forward with any information regarding a "topless European farang" ringing the bell at a bar.

This is just a small introduction to the Big Joke Era. Everyday of my life I take a glimpse in the mirror. And I see mofos trying to be like me. Every since I put it down with the B-I-G.

My girlfriend called it a "sandwich" when she suggested her, her friend and I sleep together. I will NOT have a "sandwich" with another man. RIP.

I hope Thailand makes an example of this black South African and he gets the death penalty.

Thai and Pakistani? I wouldn't know who to believe here. 

At the end of their discussion they will have a discussion on the time and place for the next discussion on harsher driving offence penalties. And so on...

I love this country. There's never a dull moment.

I'm going to ask my girlfriend if she will dress up like a bunny for me during the next one. 

You don't have a criminal record but you're under investigation or have a court case pending? Firstly, you are asking advice on a site where people can just give you their opinion, they are not "experts". Yes, they might have lived / live in Thailand but each has their own little situation on how they remain here. There are many ways. You will also not find somebody here that easily that lives here on a permanent basis on an Antigua passport. My advice, if you're planning to move somewhere permanently, is to do the homework yourself and find out the best options for you! If you do have that sort of money with you, you will have easier options than the majority here. I don't know what "penalties" there are for renouncing your US Citizenship, but I would do that as soon as possible, maybe fly to EU for a while on the Antigua passport, renounce it there, and move on. Yes, get a criminal clearance before you leave, it will save you the hassle of doing it later if you will need it for something. Also, why would you apply for a US Visa on your Antigua passport if you had a US passport? That is quite silly to be honest. So my advice is to do YOUR homework, do is wisely, and don't do any stupid things. Yes, you can ask for opinions here and maybe some direction, but it's all on you. A lot of times you'll find people on here will contradict each other, the so called "experts". Each and every situation is different, the information is out there, you just need to know how to read. You're a grown ass man, and it sounds like you have a few issues on your plate. Do what is best for YOU!