Heavily intoxicated and lying in the middle of the road but still managed to not let their gold necklaces get stolen. The Indians could learn a thing or two from these Koreans.
That or maybe she got a man on the side after she discovered the Polish kielbasa her boyfriend promised her turned out to be more like a Vienna sausage.
Thankfully he was an Italian otherwise there would have been a lot more damage. Everybody knows it takes the Italians twice as long as anyone else to get something done.