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Oliver Holzerfilled

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  1. German and an engineer. That's a double dose of micromanaging behavior. Must drive the Thai wife crazy.
  2. Maybe he doesn't like sex tourists.
  3. Good thing it was a blood test and not a prostate exam you might have gotten an extra digit or two for making them start work so early.
  4. You might want to ponder the fact you enjoy hanging out in venues that attract a large number of retards that are into vaping. You could join a book club for example. If you're lucky you'll meet a nerdy Thai woman as freaky as any bar girl.
  5. Chalk up another one in the "smoking Marijuana makes you gay" column.
  6. They're only good at fixing their hair, makeup and nails and none of them know how to cook so what's the point of conscripting them?
  7. Might be the same dirtbag that was smoking in one of the toilets at Swampy the other day.
  8. Open Google and type: manage booking KLM. Replace KLM with the name of the airline you are flying. Follow the link to the booking page and enter the requested information. Not all airlines or fare types will allow you to pre-select seats. The locator/booking reference might not work depends on the airline.
  9. The obligatory photo of the victim pointing at the suspects when the police take them all back to the crime scene is going to be interesting.
  10. Egg on a hamburger? You must be from California.
  11. Why didn't you wear a mask in Canada? Or did you and it wasn't effective?
  12. You may not agree with Chomper's communist politics and his dislike of the USA and England, but at least give him credit for expressing himself well compared to some of the nutjobs that turn up in these political threads.
  13. Some of the worst travel advice I've ever read.
  14. Just applied for my new passport today because I'm almost out of pages. 40+ countries and all of them were able to logically put in stamps except for one lazy Mexican immigration officer that stamped the last page early on.
  15. Has it occurred to you that instead of following the antics of all these youtubers and then writing a dissertation about them here in the comments that you could instead get a life?
  16. He started the day hoping to catch a mackerel but ended up with a trouser trout.
  17. I've wondered about this and concluded that with some doctors they're going to prescribe something for every complaint you describe. Not sure if they believe it will work or just do it because they think the patient expects it.
  18. Copy and paste. I've gotten pretty good at deciphering acronyms people make up on the fly.
  19. There's a lot of snitches here on Asean Now so his goose is likely already cooked.
  20. Considering what some farangs pay money to put their lips on in Thailand, it's no surprise they'd be unbothered by this driver's grimy bottle being on the drink dispenser. Probably the same ones that take their dirty plate back to the buffett line and grab food with their hands.
  21. Just remember the old saying "Don't bring a keyboard to a knife fight."
  22. Contrary to what many are saying you only get business class lounge access if you buy a business class fare that includes it. Qatar is one airline with some business class tickets that don't include lounge access.
  23. At least the one on the right will get a much needed fashion makeover by the jailhouse ladyboys. That flowery shirt is dreadful.
  24. Guy probably handed his balls over to the Thai wife years ago then decides to take a pathetic last stand while inconveniencing and endangering hundreds. Good chance the wife is enjoying some long deserved family time with her "brother."
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