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Oliver Holzerfilled

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  1. The hospital staff should remember the old saying "don't get mad, get even." When it's prostate exam time for the Russkie give him the three finger salute.
  2. It's not often I agree with a radical Marxist, but Chomper is in the right here. His point likely is calling people animals is unnecessarily inflammatory and shuts down debate. If you would have used a fact-based description like "1000's of Hamas sympathizers" it wouldn't be an issue.
  3. Will your estate also be donating a magnifying glass so that the students will be able to find them?
  4. Well his handwritten sign is fairly literate compared with what some expats post here so maybe there's hope for him yet.
  5. Way offshore doing it on a surfboard they must be in decent physical shape. Last time I was at the beach I saw an older farang rolling around on a blanket with a younger Thai girl and it looked like a bull walrus smothering a helpless harbor seal.
  6. German and an engineer. That's a double dose of micromanaging behavior. Must drive the Thai wife crazy.
  7. Maybe he doesn't like sex tourists.
  8. Good thing it was a blood test and not a prostate exam you might have gotten an extra digit or two for making them start work so early.
  9. You might want to ponder the fact you enjoy hanging out in venues that attract a large number of retards that are into vaping. You could join a book club for example. If you're lucky you'll meet a nerdy Thai woman as freaky as any bar girl.
  10. Chalk up another one in the "smoking Marijuana makes you gay" column.
  11. They're only good at fixing their hair, makeup and nails and none of them know how to cook so what's the point of conscripting them?
  12. Might be the same dirtbag that was smoking in one of the toilets at Swampy the other day.
  13. Open Google and type: manage booking KLM. Replace KLM with the name of the airline you are flying. Follow the link to the booking page and enter the requested information. Not all airlines or fare types will allow you to pre-select seats. The locator/booking reference might not work depends on the airline.
  14. The obligatory photo of the victim pointing at the suspects when the police take them all back to the crime scene is going to be interesting.
  15. Egg on a hamburger? You must be from California.
  16. Why didn't you wear a mask in Canada? Or did you and it wasn't effective?
  17. You may not agree with Chomper's communist politics and his dislike of the USA and England, but at least give him credit for expressing himself well compared to some of the nutjobs that turn up in these political threads.
  18. Some of the worst travel advice I've ever read.
  19. Just applied for my new passport today because I'm almost out of pages. 40+ countries and all of them were able to logically put in stamps except for one lazy Mexican immigration officer that stamped the last page early on.
  20. Has it occurred to you that instead of following the antics of all these youtubers and then writing a dissertation about them here in the comments that you could instead get a life?
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