Tops

It reminds me of a commercial from a Dutch internet provider from about 20 years ago.

Turn right now !!

Was going to teach crimes...

Teach better driving than Thais but....

Land of Fakes !

7 hours ago, bendejo said:

Opening March 31st? 

Yes. At 23:59:59h !
Just another April 1st joke / scam !

Get a subway / metro / underground.

It won't be blocking any view.

I already knew they had rats and MICE in Pattaya.

MICE has now got a new meaning.

Many 

International

Criminal

Elites.

The farangs and their gooses that were laying the golden eggs were eaten by the Thai for some time. Now the scams are Thai to Thai.

But beware, there is still a buffalo with a broken leg in a village far, far away that you never heard of.

As an international business owner I can tell you only one thing. Thailand is completely bankrupt !!!

They need to get foreign money to keep the heads above the rising water.

Companies really having a struggle to have the international invoices paid by bankingtransfers.

Over 50% won't arrive in time and are under investigation by B.O.T... Takes a 3 week investigation. We are already paying up the bills till February right now to have our services continued internationally !!!!

Thailand needs every baht they can lay their hands on. 

A Dutch saying translated to English: a cat in the corner makes strange jumps !!!
It says all about Thailand !!!

4 hours ago, djayz said:

Speed kills. 

Sleep kills. More people die in their sleep than when speeding.

In the Netherlands parking a car on a handicapped spot will cost you € 380,-. If there also is a parking meter € 95,- will be added to that. Than you will have an administration fee for each violation of € 9,- each.

So in the worst way your banking account will be credited by € 493,-. That is about 16,000 - 17,000 ฿ with those ridiculously low exchange rates now.

In many Dutch cities the car is towed away within 30 minutes costing € 350,- to a government controlled lot and parking there will be € 15,- per hour.

This happened to me in 2011. Visiting a friend and legally parking on the street with a parking meter after the hours, so free parking. A supplier of a store couldn't park his truck in the spot in front of me so they just moved my car a bit and having the rear bumper just going over the line for the handicapped parking I parked in front of. There were witnesses of this action. One hour later my car was gone. I thought it was stolen but the witnesses told me it was towed away. Ended up paying € 882,- on the spot before I could get my car back. I had to pay on the spot because my car had a licenseplate from another country than the Netherlands.

In the Netherlands parking a car on a handicapped spot will cost you € 380,-. If there also is a parking meter € 95,- will be added to that. Than you will have an administration fee for each violation of € 9,- each.

So in the worst way your banking account will be credited by € 493,-. That is about 16,000 - 17,000 ฿ with those ridiculously low exchange rates now.

Land Of Scams. They already start scamming when in school.

If the ship would have hit some rocks, the captain would have been arrested and charged with damaging under water rocks and wreckless driving / sailing. T.I.T. !!!

A grow of 106% ??
That means it must have more than doubled !!!

Somehow it is something I can't believe. Even a 6% grow is very hard to believe.

I want to see proof !!!
Or is it Thai calculation ??? 1 + 1 = 5.

If you translate the average scores to 100, Thailand's overall score is 84.49 !!!

Comes close to the IQ of the average Thai.

If you translate the average to 100 on each subject. 

The result of Thailand is 84.49. 

Almost similar to the IQ of the average Thai.

In Thailand at 73 years of age. Natural cause: heart stopped..

Due to???

In Thailand it would be natural cause. It's like someone went down from the 35th floor. Cause of death: Natural, heart stopped.......... or just suicide.

No investigation necessary, case solved !!!

In several Western countries it would mean serious jailtime. In several countries in the Middle East it would mean death penalty by deheading !!!!

In Thailand about 500 THB fine...

You will find girls younger than 18 in almost every karaoke bar in Bangkok.

I am a diabetic and allergic to methformide what you can get in every pharmacy in Thailand.

How ever I need as a replacement Diamicron and Trajenta. In The Netherlands only € 4.90 and € 7.80 for a pack of 30 days. In Thailand at the whole sale 850 and 1950 THB  for the same 30 days. They're imported and heavily taxed. When getting them in my hospital 1950 and 3950 THB !!! Every time someone is coming over from The Netherlands I have my doctor in NL subscribed them and have them picked up in a local pharmacy.

Thailand cheap???
NO F#ck!ng way !!!!

At least the hospital bill in Thailand was paid.
She doesn't belong to the half of the foreigners that don't pay...

I wonder if the High Speed Train to Pattaya will be full of tourist somewhere next decade...