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Thai workers as in labourers or as in street workers ???
 

48 minutes ago, christophe75 said:

So until the pseudo "authorities" can figure out that 1+1 = 2....

Not on planet Thai !!!
1 + 1 can NEVER be 2. They need to press at least 3 keys on their calculator so it NEVER can be 2 !

4 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Costa Fortuna cruise liner arriving in Patong yesterday being allowed to come ashore because there were 64 Italians on board.

And today several airplanes from China landed with loads of Chinese on board... But they didn't have to go into quarantine.

Airplanes from: 
Shanghai 5x, Hong Kong 3x, Seoul, Guiyang, Shenzhen, Chengdu 2x, Guangzhou 2x have landed on Phuket International Airport in the last 24 hours.... 

14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

The Thai Meteorological Department has reported that a summer storm might pass through Thailand

Wow. Might passs through..... !

2 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Fled the scene!...…….100% Under control???...………… Spin that one!

Nah, it's 0.01% under control !!!

4 hours ago, webfact said:

14-day mandatory home quarantine period

Change death island Koh Tao to a quarantine zone and bring them there for 14 days on their own expenses. 
 

Round trips to COVID 19 desaster zones ?
Nah, thanks !!!

My Dutch friend....

August 29, 2019: Calendar MotoGP 2020 was announced.

August 29, 2019: Trip to Thailand planned from March 17, 2020 - March 25, 2020. Airplane tickets booked and paid, hotel reservations booked and paid on August 29, 2019. 

Airfares: DUS-MUC-BKK & BKK-MUC-DUS: € 989.-

Hotel Bangkok: March 18 - 20: € 150.-

Hotel Buriram: March 20 - 23: € 780.-

Hotel Bangkok: March 23 - 25: € 225.-

Extras: MotoGP VIP Village tickets 2 days: € 1,259.-

Total: € 3,403.-

Total spend for MotoGP Thailand 2019: 5,000.-

Budget for MotoGP Thailand 2020: 5,000.- 

No refund on airfares and hotels. MotoGP VIP Village tickets remain valid for GP of Thailand 2020, no refund. Biggest winners are: Airliners as they can sell the tickets again. Hotels in Bangkok as they can rent out the rooms again and not have to serve European breakfast. Buriram Hotel, just got the money in their pockets and don't have to do $#!T

3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

The 11 factories producing masks in Thailand can together churn out up to 35 million a month.

So, with 70 million Thai, every Thai must share one mask with another Thai for one whole month. Wow !!! ????

My only reply T.I.T. says enough !!!

Thai mechanical experts (without any knowhow) have been on the job...

2 hours ago, Misab said:

I think 45 meter is print error.

For International flight it should be about 60-meter-wide and 3,7 km long.

As I understand it Hua Hins runway at the present is 35-meter-wide and 2,1 km. long so adding 45 meters makes it 2,145 km long.  

Thai experts calculations using Thai calculators, says it all !

Thai, economics, calculations, calculators.... ????
 

Women prefer an unlimited credit card....

Only 14k???
In Feb 2012 over 14.5 M vanished from my company's banking account at SCB.

Nothing was done. The only replies I got for several years is: "You not come to Thailand, it would not have happen" and Why transfer it to SCB account, if you did not have it transferred to the SCB account it would never have happened.... Lawyers here in Thailand breaking their head on it as they do it on no cure no pay base !!! Same answers for 9 years already !!!

Just wiping out the competition !

In Thailand they blame everything on something else than their own incompetence.

Now Corona has done it. And Corona is heavily taxed.

So Pattaya is safe again.

I don't have to worry getting run over by a 57 year old Belgian with a zimmer frame.

On 2/13/2020 at 2:39 PM, webfact said:

The Westerdam has been denied permission to berth at Laem Chabang Port in Chonburi because most of its passengers are from Hong Kong and the Chinese mainland

WRONG !!! 

About half of the passengers boarded in HK, the rest in Singapore earlier !!!

1 passenger had a fever due to the flu, that passenger boarded in Singapore and was already sick before they arrived in HK.

A friend is first officer on board. And the passenger list with only the countries of origin was published over a week ago !

Check your stats before publishing !!!
Or blame the Thai government telling complete lies !!!

1 hour ago, DPKANKAN said:

If it's anything like the medical certificate for my visa extension, 100 baht and don't even check your blood pressure!!????????????????

An x-ray for TB will cost 8.500 THB and up in any university hospital. I spend over 19k last week because I had to prove that I was healthy and didn't have any virus. Bloodtests only are 6k and up. 

It may try to dock at Koh Samui as this is the latest position..

3 hours ago, joealx said:

How many Asia peoples have you seen washing their hands with soap after leaving the toilet?

I have seen cooks washing their hands before going to the toilet so their wheelie nor bumps wouldn't get dirty. Never seen them washing their hands after they have been $#!tting nor peeing. Once I was at a BBQ restaurant where they had a ordinary thai $#!thole with a bucket of water next to it, the cook came out after a long visit, didn't wash his hands and started cooking straight away. I didn't cancel my order but went straight out and never returned. No hygiene or what so ever...

All Thai think they can ride their bikes like Freddy Spencer did in his best years. Only difference is that they don't have the brains of Freddy. I've seen monkeys riding bikes way better than the average Thai.