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What will be this year's April 1st joke?
- Will it be T.A.T. with a new prognose with 50 million visitors?
- Another organisation will legalise gambling and Pattaya will have Thailand's first legal casino opening on Feb 29, 2021??
- Do you have a good joke? Let us know....
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The keystone cops couldn't even find a single prostitute in Pattaya, let alone this suspect.
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9 minutes ago, Don Mega said:What about for vehicles that do not have a clutch ?
With an automatic go to "N".
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I had my right front tire blown in 2010 due to a piece of metal that was on the autobahn at night. The blow took a quarter of the rim with it. I was only doing 220 - 230 km/h on the German autobahn.
You never ever brake or shift to another gear when a tire blows. Use the clutch and just let the car roll out. If I would have used the brakes or shifted down, I wouldn't be here to tell you al this. I am an experienced driver with years in the Renault Cup, Porsche Cup, Quote Challenge and Dakar.
In the vdo on page 2 you can clearly see the tire is blown between seconds 5 and 6. Between second 7 and 8 the van swerves, probably the driver hit the brakes.
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3 hours ago, webfact said:The outlook for 2020 according to the minister is even rosier. He thinks that 11.5 to 12 million Chinese will come spending up to 600 billion baht - up from last year's 550 billion.Indian arrivals are expected to be 2.2 million and their total spend is expected to rise from 8.5 billion to 9.2 billion in 2020.Just did some calculations.
- The average Chinese will spend 50,000 THB in Thailand. What will flow back in the Chinese economy.
- The average Indian will spend 4,182 THB in Thailand.
Those numbers include hotels, restaurants, travel expenses, excursions, food, drinks, prostitutes and entertainment...
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17 hours ago, webfact said:
Bangkok – including its surrounding areas – is currently ranked among the cities with the highest air pollution in the world.
That's why I renamed the city to Bangsmok.
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I always wondered why they call it a minivan here in Thailand instead of a van.
But now I know. They're 2 meters shorter or mini after they crash into parked trucks, trees, power poles or having a head-on collision....
Coffins on wheels !!!
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42 minutes ago, Katipo said:
Hmmm, I flew a LH Airbus BKK-FRA-BKK back in Nov. I am not sure what the news is here. During peak season there are normally 2 flights a day, one using a 777-200er and the other a A380. It's been like this for years.
Same as my son in June/July and one of my friends in November/December. They were on the A-380 to BKK and returned to FRA with the A-380.
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The wife had her car washed last Thursday. Last Monday it was already covered with a layer of dust that you would think the car was never washed in a few years. In those 4 days, she only drove about 50 km through Bangkok. For the rest it was parked outside the house in Din Daeng.
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5 hours ago, webfact said:
They asked the public to report overstaying foreigners, those working without work permits and those working in 39 jobs that are reserved for Thais only.
39 jobs reserved for Thais only ???
It was 28 jobs on July 1st. So foreigners aren't allowed doing 11 things that Thai must do?
Please explain !!!The article about the jobs reserved for Thais only: https://www.nationthailand.com/national/30348366
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Just another case of the Thai brain failure !
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Why go to a 3rd world country that is more expensive than any sunny and hot country in Southern Europe?
Add the countless rip offs, corruption, dual pricing, road safety, poor quality food, poor service, poor English language skills, dirty beaches, an open sewer that they call ocean. What do you get ???
It comes to value for money!!! One country in the whole f#cking world is thinking / saying that they are the best in everything and only idiots believe them !!! Welcome to planet Thailand !
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Been there in April 2012. Anyone wonder why I call it Puke It ?
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What kind of quality tourists steels a Honda Wave?
I still can't stop laughing.
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16 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:
Drunk driving accounted for 32.29% of the accidents
In other words: the remaining 67.71% causing accidents not being drunk. Brake failures or brain failures???
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4 hours ago, Sticky Wicket said:
Nobody cares, just part and parcel of living in a 3rd world banana republic!
Wrong. Thailand isn't a republic but a kingdom.
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15 hours ago, snoop1130 said:
“Importantly, in anticipation of road accidents, the government will enforce traffic laws strictly
They must have asked a fortune teller and the crystal ball. Anticipation in Thailand ???
A few weeks ago some Thai riding a Triumph 950 cc told me to get a bigger muffler on my bike so that would be safer. People would hear me coming. My answer was: "I don't think Somchai in his pickup will give a f*¢k if he hears me coming. It's all about anticipation."Antiseewhat ? he asked. I told him: "Looking further than the smartphone in front of you and predict what could happen in a situation."
Thai don't need antiseewhat. We have Bhudda for that, he replied.
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Just ask a random Thai the following questions:
Q: Who was Hitler ?
A: Owner of a fried chicken restaurant !
Q: What is holocaust ?
A: Free housing program long time ago !
Q: Word War II ?
A: Thailand won !!!
Q: Kamikaze pilot ?
A: Very strong cocktail !
Q: Winston Churchill ?
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4 hours ago, webfact said:
in an effort to prevent new drinkers. According to the Public Health Ministry, consumers regard the no
So than also tax Coke, Pepsi to prevent new drinkers of Cuba Libre...
Add some SangSom and you'll have a Thai Cuba Libre.
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A guy I know bought a two-bedroom condo in Ekkamai in 2015 and it was finished late 2017 before he could move in.
On each floor there are 2 similar / opposite two-bedroom condos at the end of the floor.
Next to them, on each side, there are 6 one-bedroom condos and 2 studios near the elevators on one side and 4 on the other side.
The other two-bedroom condo is bought by another farang.
The 12 one-bedroom and the 6 studios were bought by a Chinese. Every day there are 2 busloads of Chinese arriving because it is used as AirBnB. Every evening the Chinese party downstairs in the swimmingpool. About 100 Chinese peeing and $#!tting in pool daily !!!Rules and laws aren't enforced.
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In China they're calling Thailand their latest province.
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How dare they call it a Captain !!!
Even "skipper" is too much for that moron !!!Wikipedia translation of Dutch "schipper" or "skipper" into English.
A skipper is someone who carries out a sailing profession and has the knowledge, expertise, experience and the required diplomas to be allowed to act as 'captain' (read: pilot in command / commander) of a ship.
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3 hours ago, MaxYakov said:
How many people do you see wearing masks (a small percentage)? How many people do you see wearing actually effective masks (not ineffective medical/surgical masks)?
The masks that filter the PM 2.5 are only effective for the first hour !!! They are saturated after about 1 hour depending on the air pollution.
How many people do you see with a fresh and working filter?
And how many do you see with an old, already worn for a year or so ???
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18 hours ago, webfact said:Thailand has been stepping up the crackdown on fake brand products as they have a direct impact on the Thai economy
Yeah, sure. Someone that earns 10k a month will start buying originals for 40k and up.
I think that the small shops will lose income.
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British man seriously ill with flu like virus in Thailand does not have Chinese Coronavirus
in Thailand News
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My Corona virus...