Chris Daley

We don't need protection. This is not America.

The land of frowns. Look at those miserable faces.

He probably just went in for a routine dental appointment. Laos is a <deleted>hole country.

Another the way to tamper with budgets and filter money into corruption.

Britain has nothing now. Even the pedos are being outsourced to abroad.

Went to get proof of address. The cop took the money and said come back in a week. Came back she asked me to pay again. Showed her the receipt and she said pay again. Got a years work permit. Went back to the same office with the same cops and they said their own stamps were wrong. Pay the fine 20,000 baht or leave the country and come back. You're damn right tourists need protection.

You are officially an ATM.

Where does he keep his passport? Must have it on you at all times. Rolled up I guess.

You put my coffee in a bag I start smashing.

The three best places to divert funds. A school because it's like taking candy from a baby, the elderly because they are dying and an airport because it's illegal to look around.

I think 'coughed up phlegm' is a Chinese dish.

After some shouting, I saw the woman spraying their pet dog in the face with a high powered pressure wash. The man then came out and started beating it with a stick. They own 5 dogs that are left out all day in the 40 degrees sun. At another house the road used to flood when it rained. The neighbor left their dog out in the flood for 3 days. It was locked out and wading up and down the road trying not to drown. Years of abuse. It died later that year. How about you? Do witness animal abuse on a daily basis in your town?

Very happy place.

God's chosen people. The Holocaust. Unicorns. That bible is a right laugh.

It has been hot lately. I often pop down to Lotus in the nude.