Grumpy one

Simple solution to this is to force the shotgun barrel into their anus and fire

This should cause brain damage if nothing else

Thai logic   Zebra Crossings are for Zebra's and motor bikes, not pedestrians

Professional Tourist Guides Association of Thailand 

9 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Ops! Boobs! How horrible! 😂

Man made boobs on a man  

Valuable equipment ?

Bamboo poles, gun powder and a lighter  

5 hours ago, jippytum said:

I think the opposite.  They withdrew protection for the 'ginger winger' to get rid of hlm. 

Thankfully it partially worked. 

Now you need to work on Chuckles and his missus 

They were only trying to clean up their smelly crap from the night before

5 hours ago, LennyW said:

If he was stabbed maybe a knife got bent!

He may have been Forked...... my spelling is not so good  

6 hours ago, Aussie999 said:

Go look up the definition of transgender 

A Cock in a Frock  

2 hours ago, Frankie baby said:

Chester Crown Court imposed a £425,169.10 confiscation order on Tuesday, April 7.

 

Just makes me wonder where the 10p (425,169, 10) came from.

Cost of the paper it was written on  

12 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I don't worry about waiting for takeout, I am reading a book on my phone while the food is prepared at the restaurant. Is takeout different to takeaway?

 

Don't use Grab or Food Panda, as I don't see how the scooter riders handle it. For all I know, they spit in farang orders.

Lucky you can't see what's being done to your food in the kitchen

Gravel rash takes on a whole new meaning 

12 hours ago, blaze master said:

What about loud eaters ? Like little piggies shovelling slop into their gullet.

So, you know my brother in-law

46 minutes ago, dutch boy said:

Did you get one of those little Michelin Men to mount on your bike:

He may be the little Michelin Man  

5 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

And again turn it over to the Thais. Where did it stand that Thais don´t fight?

They just shoot or stab each other, much less personal

16 hours ago, petermik said:

He must have "connections"....

Yeah, connect him to 2 concrete blocks,

One to each ear at the same time, maybe it will reset his loose gears

On 4/3/2025 at 10:48 PM, NoDisplayName said:

 

According to U.S. government data, the U.S. has recorded trade deficits with Norfolk Island for the past three years. The island exported $300,000 worth of goods to the U.S. in 2022, $700,000 in 2023 and $200,000 in 2024. Its imports from the U.S. stayed at $100,000 in those years.

 

https://www.thehindu.com/news/international/trumps-tariffs-target-tiny-australian-islands-including-some-with-no-people/article69407600.ece

 

And what about those uninhabited islands?

 

According to World Bank export data, the U.S. imported $1.4 million (A$2.23 million) worth of goods from Heard Island and McDonald Islands in 2022, with the vast majority classified as "machinery and electrical" products. The specific nature of these imports remains unclear.

 

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/global-trends/us-news-trump-tariff-norfolk-island-we-are-scratching-our-heads-trump-imposes-29-tariff-on-tiny-remote-australian-island-with-barely-any-exports/articleshow/119941985.cms

 

OMG the Penguins on Heard Island have been busy exporting goods to the Land that has a lunatic in charge

On 4/7/2025 at 11:12 AM, petedk said:

 

Then why didn't the driver slow down.

 

Poor visibility isn't the cause. Going too fast under low visibilty could be.

It may have been hard for the driver to see the truck, if he was taking a power nap   

On 4/7/2025 at 5:58 AM, Mike_Hunt said:

Bob, cool story bro. 

A close family member ????