Grumpy one

There was me thinking the fine builders here only made knock down / fall down homes  

I think the whole freaking family are unhinged with a couple of wheels missing also.

Come on dad, sis lay down in these old steel box's for a few minutes 

Or die waiting  

They could try an evening walk in the jungle counting elephants and tigers 

20 hours ago, soalbundy said:

Whatever the gender the brains were missing, escape on a motorbike with number plates, hows that for planing, not only dressing like a woman but thinking like one.

Must be a blonde  

A BBQ will be held this weekend in honour of this creature.

Snake steaks and salad 150 baht

21 hours ago, it is what it is said:

 

don't get me started... there's one of those green telecommunications junction boxes near my place and next to a temple which is basically used as an outdoor toilet by the locals, when you walk past it absolutely stinks. the irony is that there is a public toilet about 50 metres away. go figure.

Just like rubbish bins, some people won't walk that far 

22 hours ago, hotandsticky said:

Sounds like he passed the entry requirements.

To the Monkhood or the Police  

Will the water spraying drones be reused, or just the firemen spraying water from the roof tops   

52 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

And my personal misery, neighbours with multiple dogs........

You have just hurt my little ankle biters feelings  

How slow are the courts? 

This depends on how much cash you have 

It can speed up or slow down the process

Splash enough and any discretion can disappear in a flash 

22 hours ago, Pouatchee said:

 

right, so the teacher was going to kill you and hitting him back and getting expelled was the right thing to do. looking at life that way if i would be in jail for life if i had done what you did. 

The teacher had no plan to kill me, he just liked to show his power over the kids.

Being expelled did me a great service, I worked in places that I would never have thought of going to.

At 73 I look back and have only one regret, getting married to a New Zealand girl  

1 hour ago, Gandtee said:

Your <deleted> member? What's wrong with it?

Deflated maybe  

This heart warming story almost makes you want to visit Pattaya

 ALMOST  

16 hours ago, still kicking said:

Contaminated with what? Animals in the wild eat anything and they live.

Sometimes they don't. 

16 hours ago, Celsius said:

I was taxed 100%

 

 

 

By my wife

You aint no Robinson Crusoe when it comes to money and wives.

Mine is up and ready to shop before the sun rises on  pension day  

23 hours ago, Pouatchee said:

 

maybe if you hadnt returned the favor you wouldnt have ended up driving a tow truck...

Looking at life that way, I would not be here in Thailand conversing with you.

Funny how ones life turns out 

It's not my fault, the gun that I had hidden in my pants got all excited and had a premature discharge 

Let me guess, Chawalit thought he was entering a drive through car wash 

First off change this idiots name to Bone Head, secondly crush his bike to stop him riding it.

I personally think he should be chained to the bike prior to crushing 

2 buffalo's are not a road block.

More of a BBQ waiting to fire up