Grumpy one

The fact that the bus fire extinguisher was in working condition is a miracle 

You have to feel sorry for a guy wearing them pants   

1 hour ago, tomazbodner said:

If you're so interested in ladyboys, install WeChat...

Or bob and his mates  

14 hours ago, Serenity_Now said:

in the UK i think you may be arrested for certain teeshirts 
most airlines if greeted with that may refuse to let you fly unless you change
Thai authorities may not let you in the country if you show up wearing a depiction of Buddha on a tee shirt
The Company Brandname SURE was told to stop selling such in Thailand.

The shopkeeper may be illiterate (MAYBE) not deflamation.

Teens wearing Nazi teeshirts just think its trendy they have no knowledge

HISTORY becomes more irrellevant as time passes

Quite true, most Thai's claim ignorance to WW2, ask them about the Japanese invasion, it never happened.

Sad how history is taught here

1 hour ago, ignore it said:

 

Hmm.

 

Going to scratch "Egyptian Submarine Trip" off my bucket list. 

Why? 

It seems safe enough unless you are Russian

12 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I got sick Pattaya on this trip so went to Lopburi, a few hours North of Bangkok 

The monkey capital 

 

so silly me decides I want to see monkeys and pat them and talk with them and I even had thoughts of cup of coffee etc 

 

I found a car service Bangkok to Lopburi 2000 baht ,

I had bags to take so couldn't get the train 

 

I booked a hotel for 5 nights so I could have enough time 

The hotel was cheap at 500 baht a night although it's a 15 minutes trip by Grab motorbike to the monkeys ( no grab cars here) 

 

Yesterday I started my goal to meeting my new friends and ended up paying 60 B to get into a ruined old temple grounds ,I'm the only person in there and the Sun was hot !

I went around the grounds to see the monkeys ,and at first I was cautious,I walked over and threw some food I had bought and they all rushed over 

 

Suddenly a security guard rushes to me shouting "no feed monkeys ,no feed monkeys !!

 

I looked at him in shock 

They were happy even smiling at me as I introduced myself standing near them inside the temple grounds even an old grandfather type monkey 

The guard came over shouting at me so I went OUTSIDE the temple gates at the back ,my new friends followed me and I sat in the ground ( with my sun hat on)  then one climbed on my back and suddenly hand slapped my face from behind 

It hurt and I screamed,then suddenly a small one ran and tried to take my hat ,and then I got up and ran they chased me 

A workman at a construction site nearby ran to me with a stick trying to hit them , then the security guard runs shouting at me 

 

I hate this Lopburi I want to leave early, I'm thinking late  tonight as I sit in this hotel room to get a GRAB motorbike back to that temple with the monkeys and that monkey street and asking the driver to wait for me as I try to see who the leader of the monkeys is to tell them , I tried to get the hotel receptionist to translate this to the Grab motorbijebthan I want to go tonight at midnight to that street behind the monkey temple ,get him to wait whilst I spoke to them about my assault,but as she was translatini,he shouts No no and rides off fast !!

 

 

Unfortunately people can't speak english here ,it's a hassle to explain,

 

I want to leave Lopburi I was assaulted 

 

Bitch Slapped by a monkey,

Oh, the shame you must be feeling 

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

When I travelled to the USA a few years back I was in Vance territory.

I was having a beer or ten with some inbred looking young brothers.
One of the group said something about having sex with his sister. 
I looked in disbelief and said that that was terrible.

All the boys laughed at me and one said “He must have ugly sister”

 

American porn is heavily into sex between siblings and “step mothers” also.

They are strange people.

So you were attracted to the inbred brothers

I was greatly disappointed by the headline.

It would appear a gangbang and a gangbanger are entirely different

So sad 

3 hours ago, ExpatOilWorker said:

Breakfast with peas 🫛 😋 is a thing.

 

Personally, I always have a pee prior to breakfast  

21 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Put on your big boy pants and set her straight.

Maybe she won't give them to him  

He should claim he was abducted by Aliens  

2 hours ago, SABloke said:

I'm just here to see who comes up with the first "original" Tuk-tuk, somtam cart, Win rider, wrong way comment 🤪

 Tuk-tuks racing on a track, add a few food carts just in case the drivers get hungry during the race, sounds like a good day out  

Years ago, after living in hell with a cow from Khon Kaen, I moved to BKK

Stayed there a year, I lived alone but was never alone

My liver made me leave; it couldn't handle my nightly activities 

Maybe he was getting used to sleeping rough.

This may be all he has to look forward to in the near future, thanks to trump

4 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

My plan is to go to a Soapy, hire out the most beautiful five women and be gently smothered by breasts and bubbles.

Should that not be lady boys for you 

1 hour ago, gargamon said:

Fentanyl is the only way to go. 

Have you tried it  

No more having to chip in for power bills for this fine citizen  

Right of way is given to the one with the largest and newest vehicle, or so Thai's believe