Grumpy one

Let it go, or Find a few souls who enjoy inflicting pain on others, they are out there so it won't be hard to find them Offer them an incentive per broken bone, and wait. One or 2 things will happen 1 They get caught and end up in monkey cage 2 They drop you in it and you get to share said monkey cage

My ex found out I had a g/f who was 3 years older than our daughter. It wasn't long before my kids started treating me like a leper. I then did the right thing and married said g/f, and had a clearing sale of all my possessions in Aus Now we live in bliss with no contact from the ex or the kids

I came here to enjoy retirement, not work. So this list is as useful as a bum gun with no water

Don't you just hate it when neighbours do that

My wife thinks most of my clothing are relics, along with me ????

Most Thai drivers would go with Knocking on Heavens Door

He is NOT asleep ! He is simply looking very intently at his phone screen. Maybe porn, most likely looking to purchase another watch

Being dead, I doubt he has much use for it. Unless he is Muslim, and it's true about the virgins in the here after

Keep her away from any knives

So this enclosure wows the tourists. I doubt the poor animals feel the same way. Clean running water instead of the filthy water tubs and some shaded area may help. But not much. I never realised digging a pit could be so expensive, what was used, 24 carat gold shovels ?

How can you say this about Thai drivers. They are always striving to find ways to keep alert. More driving lights, horns and a vast array of coloured lights that usually fail to work. All these and looking for a food stall where they can block traffic are the number one on their list of priorities

In some African countries, if people had a rat infestation, they may be called caterers

Watching paint dry and cricket are neck and neck in the boring race, followed closely with watching grass grow

The poor guy only wanted to brush up on his driving skills prior to going for a drivers licence

One was

Has the learning level increased since 1969? I ask this as in that year in Sydney, Australia I was asked by some Vietnam R @ R troops where could they catch an Emu taxi OK they were not the brightest candles in the box, but how dumb can you get?

The wide bodies will be some of the older and larger flight attendants that Thai were using in 2019

Arson About, a well travelled soul

As a drain cleaner

At least the buffalo knows the way home, so the driver can drink or sleep. But no racing bufs in Thailand

At my age I do what makes me happy. If someone finds my first drink or fart offensive, tough luck for them I worked hard, let me enjoy my remaining time on earth my way