jaywalker

3 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

1. Low maintenance. 

2. She will never contradict you. 

3. She never ages. 

4. You do not have to keep her entertained, nor do you have to spend any money on her. 

 

Once you get past those immediate advantages however, some of us would argue there is nothing that beats a good woman. The companionship, the humor, the TLC (if one is very fortunate), and the ability to socialize with her, amongst friends and family. 

 

I won't go into the mindset of a guy who chooses to live with a doll, but this is one of those occasions I agree with the government. 

Liar, liar pants on fire! ;=)

Umm. err... I take that back. a $13 USD bicycle pump is pretty low maintenance!

I wonder if he has to check the oil???

If so what does the dipstick look......I better quit.

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It's blatantly obvious that nobody was blowing a whistle.

IMPOSSIBLE to park without some dummy blowing a whistle!

44 minutes ago, redwood1 said:

The stated purpose of this tax was to pay for farang that skipped out on their  hospital medical bills and nothing else......

 

Now it sounds like the medical bill part has almost been forgotten about.....

 

Which means in a few more years we will be hearing loads of stories of farangs not paying their medical bills............So yes folks a new tax will be needed.........

Yep.

They'll legalize hookers & be taxing them next.

I ain't ya Daddy!

I wish they'd quit accusing me...

If anything, in this universe, can last an infinite amount of time, it will be Pattaya Beach Reconstruction.

EDIT - I wonder just how much sand a plastic bag drags out to sea every time the tide recedes?

11 hours ago, webfact said:

His father then came and whacked him and took him away.

 

But the naked man came back ten minutes later and started pulling items off the shelves damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

I know that in my local convenience store, the KY and chocolate cakes are ALWAYS stored side by side. I once looked all over the place for shaving cream...it was right next to the tampons???

Only in Thailand can one knock over the KY and chocolate cake sections at the same time.

THAILAND - "The Hub of KY and Chocolate Cakes".

What did his father use to "Whack" him with? Sounds like "whacking"  runs in the family.

As my Grandmother once told me after I had a court date for hunting deer without a hunting license..."That's what that liquor will get you" ????

11 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

The general also reaffirmed that the Royal Thai Army will soon form an investigation committee to investigate the cause of the incident.

Brakes failed.

12 hours ago, Tropposurfer said:

Perhaps he saw them and thought to himself; They would look smashing with my favourite little black dress ? ????

My thoughts exactly.

3 hours ago, John Drake said:

Who is the pitbull going to go to war against?

Red shirts.

5 hours ago, proton said:

Probably the stupidest story I have ever read on here. The only way they could improve it's behaviour is by cremating Bobby the killer Pit Bull's remains.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

1 hour ago, Geoffggi said:

The burning question is WHY did the vessel take on water, the answer has to be because they water tight hatches were not secured correctly - QED

Yes. A life jacket is useless if one is in the bowels if a large ship going down.

23 minutes ago, zzaa09 said:

The always, and quite a few, unmanned counters are largely for show. 

Guarantee that is the way it's been since Swampy opened for business in '06. 

Long queues have been a matter of course for ages.

Yes.

The restrooms at the Mo Chit bus station are 3 times the size of those at Swampy as well.

6 hours ago, Foghorn said:

Dog lovers my <deleted> , feed it leftovers and hope to go to heaven for it , maybe who took the dogs is a dog lover , maybe they want to cook it  and love eating it

If you're not supposed to kill & cook dogs, then why do they taste like food?

8 hours ago, webfact said:

They believed it was hit over the head then taken away to be eaten by migrant workers from Myanmar.

God Bless 'em.

2 hours ago, bangon04 said:

Another angry little Thai boy with a gun and a tantrum??

Can't be that! They have strict gun control laws!

27 minutes ago, ChrisKC said:

"You can't park there"

 

"Why not"?

 

Bang! bang! bang!

I inadertently parked my truck in a taxi zone onve in Pattaya.

New parking area/new Mall. Sorry Bro, the paint on your Taxi space marking it out is barely dry.

Had about 6 of them ready to drag me to the nearest tree.

100 percent innocent mistake. They wanted to roll in the dirt over it!

I dearly love Thailand. I thought driving on the wrong side of the road was (and it is) a special skill.

I will never attempt to drive in Thailand again. Taxi;s only. Thank God I smoke Marlboros & don''t vape.

I'm too old and too fat. I hit 179 lbs recently.

I recall when they "RE-DID Central Road" 2002 or so.

They had that thing dug 2 meters deep for 8 months & layed in a new 2 foot thick layer of cement, replete with lots of rebar.

About two weeks after the cement had dried, they were out there with tunneling machines and jackhammers.

They forgot something.

It's all in the whistle.

Home-skillet blew 17 times..

Dead guy apparently did not hear the 18th toot.

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I was meeting a friend for dinner once off Ramgsit Road. I got there a bit early. they had about an acre of open parking space.

My Nissan king cab truck was the ONLY vehicle in the lot. Nothing else except for the giant potted plant, that he kept blasting on his whistle for me to get closer to.

I "accidentally" popped the clutch and smashed it. 

"Lo so coon na kap"

The look on his face was priceless.

5 minutes ago, catch104 said:

You also have to look at the bigger picture, which is that 80% of the buildings don't respect the rules and the authorities let it happen, as long as they get their share of the cake. Very often you can see buildings built directly on the roadside, despite the 2-metre rules..., and stands encroaching directly on the rad
The result is that the roads cannot adapt. Such situations happen everywhere, every day

And they have a poodle, who yaps at the soidogs ALL NIGHT LONG/