jaywalker

18 hours ago, Bangkok Barry said:

Thank you for informing us of your ignorance about one of SE Asia's most popular tourist spots, And what you used you work at, where you lived, what hotel you once stayed in and where you have visited in Thailand. But what is your point of telling us all that, please, in relation to this thread?

You sound like a Leonardo DIcaprio fan.

I volunteer to be an autopiolt 

18 hours ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Why is that is mistake?

 

I was joking!

5 hours ago, khunpa said:

So the guy likes to bang a doll… Good for him, as long as he enjoys that! 

 

I say let the man be free to buy and hump all the dolls he wants.

Let the DOLL Bangers Reign! More real wimmin for me!

I'm a Libertarian. Liberty For Doll Bangers! I say!

34 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Just "I love you long time" would be good enough for me.

I want to hear "HANSUM MAN" I never heard that one.

6 hours ago, hotchilli said:

1. Doesn't do the dishes,

2. Doesn't cook.

3. Doesn't clean up the house.

4. But does look the same in the morning.

 

Nay sayer! At least I don't have to chew my arm off to escape the Thermae trap the next morning

I 've had to double check a couple times....all hungover in Foodland at the Breakfast Bar....Left arm...Check.

Right Arm... Check.

Still in one piece. Khap khun Bhudda!

9 minutes ago, bamnutsak said:

The MiniCult (Ministry of Culture) only gets to flex once a year, and given COVID, they been quiet for a few years.

 

So they'll be on about "tradition", and warning against scantily clad women, and twerking in the lead up to Songkhran.

 

 

 

 

 

MiniCult !!! Too Funny!!!

1 hour ago, daveAustin said:

Sorry but what a load of old tosh! The Thais have been celebrating Songkran this way for decades, foreigners joining in for the ride. Places like Pattaya are the extreme but are merely following their lead. It’s the boring old fuddy duddies (farang and dinosaur leadership here) that would want to stop people having some fun. 

Try to live in Pattaya, and work in Sattahip, with a few visits to the FEDEX office in 2002 & keep your phone dry in the Maelstrom.

It got OLD, QUICK.

6 minutes ago, BananaStrong said:

1.  It's an "IT" not a she.

2.  Maybe it identifies as a HE

3.  Why didn't you say ladyboy, don't discriminate!!!!!!

4.  What does inhaling and exhaling have to do with it?  My wife is on a respirator!!!   lol

5.  There is only ONE question, "Does it have a conscious?"  

 

I think I am a sex doll, therefore I am

I just made THE CARDINAL mistake,,, I was assuming only TWO genders!

Oh yeah, make sure she's warm.

HAHAHAHA!!!

11 hours ago, orchis said:

encore!

Touche! 

The agrieved party had sense enough to keep some in reserve...that way he could pay the cops to go do their jobs apparently.

4 minutes ago, BananaStrong said:

Cannot take the jobs of Thais!!!!!   Pattaya, my paradise, my dream, my life.....would end!!!

Phuket would soon follow.

 

This doll must be stopped!!!!!!

YES!!! We should be MARCHING IN THE STREETS!

NO SEX DOLLS ALLOWED!...Unless she is cute and can inhale as well as exhale.

I call for a BAN on all sex dolls that are made of plastic....arrrgh that won't work either.

Ban the one's that require lubrication?

Add to the list guys....

3 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

1. Low maintenance. 

2. She will never contradict you. 

3. She never ages. 

4. You do not have to keep her entertained, nor do you have to spend any money on her. 

 

Once you get past those immediate advantages however, some of us would argue there is nothing that beats a good woman. The companionship, the humor, the TLC (if one is very fortunate), and the ability to socialize with her, amongst friends and family. 

 

I won't go into the mindset of a guy who chooses to live with a doll, but this is one of those occasions I agree with the government. 

Liar, liar pants on fire! ;=)

Umm. err... I take that back. a $13 USD bicycle pump is pretty low maintenance!

I wonder if he has to check the oil???

If so what does the dipstick look......I better quit.

https://www.amazon.com/VIMILOLO-Portable-Inflator-Pressure-Valves-160Psi/dp/B088LXYYTG/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1F6RSFJ4DOH63&keywords=bicycle+tire+pump&qid=1677106325&sprefix=bicycle+tire+pump%2Caps%2C190&sr=8-1

It's blatantly obvious that nobody was blowing a whistle.

IMPOSSIBLE to park without some dummy blowing a whistle!

44 minutes ago, redwood1 said:

The stated purpose of this tax was to pay for farang that skipped out on their  hospital medical bills and nothing else......

 

Now it sounds like the medical bill part has almost been forgotten about.....

 

Which means in a few more years we will be hearing loads of stories of farangs not paying their medical bills............So yes folks a new tax will be needed.........

Yep.

They'll legalize hookers & be taxing them next.

I ain't ya Daddy!

I wish they'd quit accusing me...

If anything, in this universe, can last an infinite amount of time, it will be Pattaya Beach Reconstruction.

EDIT - I wonder just how much sand a plastic bag drags out to sea every time the tide recedes?

11 hours ago, webfact said:

His father then came and whacked him and took him away.

 

But the naked man came back ten minutes later and started pulling items off the shelves damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

I know that in my local convenience store, the KY and chocolate cakes are ALWAYS stored side by side. I once looked all over the place for shaving cream...it was right next to the tampons???

Only in Thailand can one knock over the KY and chocolate cake sections at the same time.

THAILAND - "The Hub of KY and Chocolate Cakes".

What did his father use to "Whack" him with? Sounds like "whacking"  runs in the family.

As my Grandmother once told me after I had a court date for hunting deer without a hunting license..."That's what that liquor will get you" ????

11 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

The general also reaffirmed that the Royal Thai Army will soon form an investigation committee to investigate the cause of the incident.

Brakes failed.