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Bob, are the bars empty now?

I am thinking that photo was taken in India (Kingfisher beer being the clue that my steely eye observed), so no assumptions should be taken on the ice source.

Drinking beer over ice, you see, there's your problem, right there.

Allright, allright. Don't get uncool and heavy.

You sure do seem to know a lot about this real or imagined person. Did you once date and dump her, bababooey?

Ah, breathing is over-rated!

"Hell is other Bobs". Sartre

Words never seen together in the past.

Wife just had her checked a couple of weeks ago, A-ok as they say.

Where are you from that gave you such a deep and broad knowledge of all of life?

That's the same guy as the one in the news picture, I mean, the one in cowboy boots and a sheer pink dress, tutu or something?

Which is happening just off to the right side of the picture.

He seems nice...

How many Chinese and Russians do you see in that picture?

Welcome back Bob (Bienvenido de nuevo, senor Bob)! I've missed your wonderful fantasist posts, they remind me of that song by Cream, Tales of Brave Bobsses. Was there a Spanish expat site that you blessed with your wit and Spanish seniorities that you blessed with your contributions? How is Senora Smith? Curious, though, why did you need another identity and not reclaim your rightful Bob Smith-ship? Should we refer to you as Sir Robert now?