Dear Beer Importers,
While you're waiting around for this legislative shenanigan to play out, please consider importing some of the WONDERFUL non-alcoholic (N/A) brews that are currently available in Europe. For those of you scoffing at the thought, I only say "hold your judgement until you try them". Guiness 0.0 sales are skyrocketing in Ireland as are other N/A brands liked Leffe, Brand, Grolsch, etc. throughout Europe. For centuries people have considered that the person who can invent a hangover cure will be King. Well, it's done. Drink to your heart's content and avoid the problems and hangovers associated with alcohol.
Unfortunately, the only readily available local N/A brew, Heineken 0.0, remains at the lower end of the N/A quality range -- which is why we need the Importers to step up their game.
Thanks,
GiveMeAColdOne (preferably a N/A one!).