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Simple Jack

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  1. No chihuahua attacks ???? Silent killer when you trip over one and fall down the stairs.
  2. Well this can't end in disaster. The guy must have x-ray vision to know the seals are alright. That has got to be the most bullshizer excuse ever. You know you have to pay to get work done right? Well i'm out. Goodluck pal.
  3. I had a P.E teacher in Highschool. Her nickname was "flaps" Guess why ???? Oh and happy halloween all. I hope your dealings with the devil are profitable this year.
  4. The real question is. "Why dose he have 55 loose rounds not packed in the mag in the photo"
  5. 555 Well spotted. Deep contemplation of what munchies to "confiscate" from 7/11 Or better yet. He's is trying to contemplate his napoleon complex.
  6. Yea it's like those fool fathers that say "i take care of my kids" Your supposed to you dumb mf.
  7. Just have to look up the ammount of times the TSA messed up. Props to the security screeners. Also 5.56 Ak 19 rounds aint exactly hard to spot on an xray ???? Maybe next time he will have better luck if he hides them up his bum
  8. Sorry mate i have to disagree. "nothing personal" He's never come across or claimed to be a dating guru. Quite the opposite. Just a guy doing his own thing & spitting truths. Sadly the ncp's from Soiboycuckcuckastan don't like it.
  9. My first experience with a thai guy was at jomtien immigration back in the day. Pretty much taught me all i need to know. Second was when 3 Thai ems dogs tried to assult my then 65 frail father. As he had the balls to call out there line skipping in 7/11. Joke was on them. Just finished my second tour in Afg at that point. Act like a dog,Walk like a dog. Get <deleted>-up like a dog. Bet they wernt bragging to the pack that day 555.
  10. I'd like to think he meant ugly on the inside.
  11. On the other hand. He's an absolute fighting unit. And a multi millionare.....
  12. Someone has to play the devils advocate. Spice things up around here ????
  13. Indeed... But they still wish they had a BWC. They watch way too much porn & are prolific whoremisters. They think they are the <deleted>. But make very little effort to better themselfs. Not all but most. I find most of lifes problems are due to jealousy. Kane and abel kinda <deleted>.
  14. Yea that was me. Scottish + Dyslexia. It is what it is. And yes i did use google to make sure i spelled dyslexia correctly 555. Maybe you need to read the posts correctly? No harm mate. just jesting. ????
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