Lucky Bones

Gays? Fair Suck of the Sav. They can surely eat carpet.....errrr I mean eat cake......errrrr......🙃🙃

I never hated golf. Played it quite a bit in my earlier years (15-30.)

Problem was I played the bestest cover drives on the golf course.

Luckily enuff I was a wristy cricketer so putting the ball over the pickets (despite a lean stature), was never a prob.🙃🙃

I trust that payment will be COD upon Kerry delivery? (Hint: Check for engine.)🙃🙃

"Holistic Development".

Isn't that inside every smartphone? Oh wait.🙃🙃

Should have had multiple entries (short times) so he could report to Mummy.

Someone luved him BIG?🙃🙃

5 hours ago, Scouse123 said:

 

 

It's irrelevant how much alcohol he consumed. Too easy a copout and an excuse, I was drunk and can't remember, I took drugs and can't remember, I was depressed etc.

 

Normal human beings just do not behave in this way.

 

The biggest shame of it all is, even if he gets twenty years, life in a Thai prison is no hardship for these people.

 

The way they live outside is exactly the same as the way they live in jail, except no water or electric bills or fuel for the motorbike to worry about.

 

They sleep on the floor, get meals provided, told when to shower, when to sleep and get up, watch TV early evening with stupid Thai soap operas, and don't have to do anything to help themselves.

 

The best part for them is they don't have the slightest bit of responsibility, which suits them.

 

SCUM, people like this noodle seller.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh. There are Westerners etc who are not SCUM?

Racist maybe?🙃🙃

On 11/15/2023 at 6:08 PM, SiSePuede419 said:

When will you British learn how to speak English?  It's called a "crosswalk".  There are no Zebras in England or Thailand.  Concrete pavement is gray, not black.  No such thing as black concrete, so there's no such thing as a "zebra" walk unless you are on safari in Africa.

P.S. Crosswalk has less letters than "zebra walk" so you can probably say it quicker, too.  No excuse for your <deleted> up nonsense jargon. 😲 

Què? Còmo?😟😟

17 hours ago, steven100 said:

 

A talking horse that can use a telephone and speaks to the operator ......      haha 

 

what a good show that was ....       great comedy .. 

 

 

 

 

Reminds me of a certain General who we all watch.🙃🙃

5 minutes ago, thailand49 said:

Around 10 years ago Read read an article like this critical of their system by experts outside and inside of Thailand not afraid to speak and that was after Thai leaders made changes. 

Critical of the changes werent good enough so the results should be of no surprise.

The thought isnt pretty but I agree if you keep the masses dumb and stupid you can control them to just follow and accept thus " This is Thailand "  

You cant get upset about something if one doesnt have a clue what they are missing.

Fair call. Sounds like you are describing my village. The locals simply go about their daily business.

Uneducated? Sure.....but many they can fix things with a length of rusty wire.

Sure, they blah blah & use social media but that is where it ends.

Voting?......show them the money.🙃🙃

Get Smart.....sometimes I would get home to find I had "missed it by thaaat much."

Kenny Everett followed by Dr Who (1978)....Wed night was footy training ( 50k drive to a country league), so I always missed Leela which pi**ed me off big time, losing the middle part of the story.🙃🙃

19 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

What makes you think that you could demand his arrest?!

Seems to work if there us an Olympic Champ involved. TIT.🙃🙃

4 hours ago, stoner said:

also this story is all kinds of strange. 

 

all of these events happened to this single family on 1 holiday ? 

 

first - robbed on a train

 

second - extorted on a train

 

third - car broken into and subsequently robbed again

 

fourth - ya i don't buy this BS at all. 

 

aaaaaaaaand the story just happens to come out right after TAT boasts about local tourism. now i know i am a stoner and all but i am also a trained customs and immigration officer. 

 

this story has red flags galore. just saying.

 

 

I'm surprised that this hasn't yet happened to georgiageorgia, aka georgie porgie puddin' & pie.🙃🙃

4 minutes ago, Skipalongcassidy said:

For the three confused forum members... Thai businesses typically would rather cater to foreign tourists than to Thais who do not spend much more than for basics nor do they tip... the business owners would prefer western tourists who tip except for the canadians of course.

That is simply a matter of conjecture or your opinion.

Any data to back it up?🙃🙃

25 minutes ago, shackleton said:

Well here's looking out for the mass arrival of Tourists foreign and domestic coming for the much anticipated extended opening hours of bars ect selling alcohol until 0400hrs over the Christmas and New Year holidays 🥳

Let's see what numbers transpire 🤔

The numbers will be awesomely humungous.

It is called self-serving propoganda.🙃🙃

3 hours ago, 2baht said:

More Chinese are travelling to Australia while Australians are travelling to Bali and Japan! 

The Chinese travelling to Oz are mainly students. Aussies have traditionally made Bali their short haul cheap getaway.🙃🙃

1 hour ago, hotchilli said:

In a high security ward in hospital... for this long, very doubtful?

I bet he's back at home keeping out of sight.

Reckon he's been at home for months.

Golden Bootz continues to instruct Cha-Cha (or maybe it's the other way around🙃🙃

55 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Thai law is open to interpretation and negotiation! 

And payment.🙃🙃

2 minutes ago, RichardColeman said:

Be fair , you know it will just go on 1-2 extra bottle of Chang a week

Judging by your poor comment it appears you have already had your 1-2 extras today.

10 hours ago, ChrisY1 said:

There must be a special driving test for public transport drivers....one that specifically turns them into utter idiots!

A narrow road and this idiot overtakes when another vehicle is approaching....

Thai driving test qn#1;

Q:  When is it safe to overtake?

A:  When the car/truck/bus in front overtakes.

Correct....go to Qn#2....When is it safe to....

Oh! Never Mind. Off you go to have your photo taken.🙃🙃

Try to keep it in your pants a wee bit longer.🙃🙃

I'm off to the pub:

5,000 baht.....check

Car/M-C keys ...check

Baseball bat......check.🙃🙃

21 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Calling 1441 can get an account frozen in 15 minutes, apparently, according to reports in the Bangkok Post

Interesting Lou......but.....

Holy Snappin' duck do-do's.

I hope my ex doesn't find out about this.🙃🙃

I went looking for lamb. Only found mutton dressed up as lamb.🙃🙃