Lucky Bones

500 Baht can achieve a lot in this country.🙃🙃

Georgie Georgie Pudding & Pie.

I must agree that I have never had  Thai person hold open a door for me.🙃🙃

Well done. Another reason to avoid Chiang Mai.🙃🙃

18 hours ago, watchcat said:

 

My family are still waitng for the votebuying money, when are they comming?

Yup. Stuck in the queue.🙃🙃

2 hours ago, jacko45k said:

I don't even think to call some of the dark side areas as 'Pattaya'. Strikes me it stops at Sukhumvit. (North Jomtien and south Naklua.)

Jacko. You need to get out more.🙃🙃

7 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

No I am not Donald.

 

But as @Lucky Bones suggested I once stayed in a place called Amari Nova suites. To walk to the beach I went through an alley lined with about 50 brothels with hundreds of half naked fat females swarming on the pavement. Was heaving once I reached the beach.

Fair call Ben. There are some pretty seedy sois in central Pattaya. Enjoy.🙃🙃

The Aunty in the photo would have made B1,000,000+ had she trademarked.🙃🙃

Righto! Not where I live.🙃🙃

On 11/12/2024 at 9:32 AM, Ben Zioner said:

Would make sense to shut down Pattaya altogether..

I spend half my time with the wifey in our East Pattaya house. Otherwise we are in wifey's village, central province.

Posters who refer to "Pattaya" obviously have only spent time in central Pattaya.

East Pattaya is most acceptable.🙃🙃

3 hours ago, mfd101 said:

I have to say that, when I'm departing or arriving at ANY airport ANYWHERE in the world, my mind is preoccupied with 101 things other than the airport itself, inside or outside.

 

I simply don't notice.

Nailed it.🙃🙃

Thai's scratch trees to get lottery numbers. They will believe anything if there is a free baht to be had.🙃🙃

On 11/4/2024 at 6:20 PM, G_Money said:

The rule of gross tonnage wins every time.

 

Especially in Thailand.

Correct. Rule #1.🙃🙃

1 hour ago, thesetat2013 said:

i think you will find in any country if a woman walks around in her underwear, she will be arrested or at least detained or sent to the hospital for a mental health check. Islamic laws though are there for religious reasons and their religion is strictly enforced. Although those who are not Islamic do not agree with their laws. They must still be adhered to. When in Rome do as the Romans do. She knew what would happen by her actions. If protesting there are better ways that do not end in your arrest or torture. 

It's a strange, strange world we live in Master Jack.

A lady will indeed be questioned everywhere for walking in bra & panties.

But walk in bikini top & thong is most cases OK.

I walked in my budgie smugglers once. The budgie escaped. Arrested.🙃🙃

10 hours ago, impulse said:

How do I know where to sit on the plane if I don't have a boarding pass?  And if I sit in the wrong seat (has happened), how do the flight attendants straighten out the mess?

 

I got relocated on my Qantas Bkk-Melbourne flight. The overhead light did not work to read my book.

Luckily the flight was not full.

Did I care what seat # they put me in?🙃🙃

Sounds fair to me.🙃🙃

9 hours ago, BerndD said:

You have experience?

I have experience.

Malcolm is very correct.🙃🙃

4 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

The sex was probably very good.

 

Psycho chicks are the best in bed.

Agreed. I had a psycho for a couple of years.

When she went off it was on a different scale, both in the bed and on the ground.

1 hour ago, steven100 said:

It's got nothing to do with the price ....  it's the principle of the matter if you understand ..

 

there's plenty more other thai people of authority who should be fired for similar, so many stupid rules and illogical laws. 

Hey Steven. Yeah I'm still out here.

My Thai "People of Authority" is my wife.

Not gunna fire her soon..🙃🙃

The "public" would not know who the "manager" is. Ridiculous story, but entertaining.🙃🙃

7 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

In prison.

Do you really believe that or do you know?

Stop believing all that is printed.🙃🙃

On 9/27/2024 at 4:35 PM, Hanaguma said:

Already did. Peer reviewed and all. 

 

My speaking tour begins next month. I'll send you a ticket!

Sorry. I'm buzy that day.🙃🙃

Would love to see one of these cars hit the bridge crossings between Bangkok & Chainat at speed.

Would be a flying machine.🙃🙃

Oh Dear! Giggling again.🙃🙃