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    Worst Joke Ever

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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    "What's your father's occupation?" asked the school

    teacher.

    "He's a magician, ma'am," said Little Johnny.

    "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" asked

    the teacher.

    "He saws people in half," answered Little Johnny.

    "Wow! That must be amazing to watch," said the

    teacher. "Do you have any brothers or sisters?"

    Little Johnny replied,

    "One half brother and two half sisters."

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    Used Car..

    in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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    It was a small town and the patrol-man was making his evening rounds..

    As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting

    in a used car.....

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    He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in

    the car or were they trying to steal it?

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    'Heavens no, we bought it.'

    'Then why don't you drive it away.'

    We can't drive.'

    Then why did you buy it?'

    'We were told that if we bought a Used car here

    we'd get screwed ......so we're just waiting.

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