Keeps

They are much more likely to be smelling my fear from what has been deposited in the back of my shorts rather than from my bare leg....

Permanently wear this outfit whenever you leave the house. I can guarantee they will be more scared of you than you are of them.

Fantastic post, made me chuckle. 👍

Wayne Rooney probably had a go with her Grandma.

They might both be slags but they had enough common sense to both pick Brits over an Aussie.

Other examples on Youtube but below seems to do the trick.

Are you for real?

I applied for a SETV via the UK website 2 weeks ago. I also noticed that very little required by the way of documentation compared to previous applications. No financials, no details of most recent visits etc. Had an initial issue regarding payment confirmation but that came through within a couple of hours. From applying to receiving the e-visa was 36 hours. Very happy with the process. I was first aware of the reduction in paperwork required around September last year but not sure when it was actually implemented.

I do. LL opens the topic and then imparts on us all his infinite wisdom.

If it was an unprovoked attack then probably not.

His name is Rex. You can't get more dog friendly that that.....

You forgot to mention that you can sit outside with a Russian family partaking in a picnic comprising of cheese and ham toasties and a half bottle of cheap vodka.

School summer holidays going on for ever Why Don't You/Banana Splits/Arabian Knights on TV every morning of the school summer holidays Scrumping White dog poo (why was that?) Proper chips cooked in a chip pan Sunday Roast followed by cold meat and bubble 'n' squeak on a Monday night Bath on a Sunday night to get rid of the tide mark around your neck Snapittes (looked like they were in a rizla paper, made a bang when you threw them on the floor) Ice cream floats Sweet cigarettes Toffo's and Texan bar Holidays at the beach in a caravan or chalet Pink bubblegum (you could collect the coupons and order a pair of x-ray specs) Unigate Dairy (watch out, watch out there's a Humphrey about)

secrete /sɪˈkriːt/ verb 1.conceal; hide:

The perps upped their game a bit on their return visit.....