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Maybe............................he's just an idiot!

Nah, could'nt be, he only trashed the room! ????

You get out there and hug as many as you can! Show them you care!

I saw him at Lotus's yesterday!

I think it requires an anesthetist and a surgeon, and that is just to remove the phone!!

Should we leave?

Should I pack up and get back to where I came from?

Them = Thai's!

Of course it's not addictive! I know! I've smoked it every day for 30 years.

Maybe she'll take him back now? ????

Precise reporting but..................was the faecal matter on the plate or near the plate??? ????

Planet Thai is blue and There's nothing they can do!

Who were racing the cars?

Everyone's a winner! ????

The horseless carriage is beyond the comprehension of many of them! ????

.................who gets the most snouts in the trough! ????????????

They are such fragile, gutless wimps!

Like shooting fish in a barrel, Thai's are so gullible, tell them there's money to be made and bingo, got them!

Ground Control to Major Som Your circuits dead, There's something wrong Can you hear me Major Som? Can you hear me Major Som???

I have never seen an animal beat it's wife with a metal pipe! It's really a people thing!

Pigeons......Rats of the sky!

How much to get a taxi there?............Now if you had 3 mates............................!

I get 3 mates to pitch in 20 baht each and we get 4 straws!

It will work!