bob smith

Im fighting em off with a stick tonight mate! must be the Ben Sherman and old spice combo ????

Yeah, those are my initials mate. good spot!

Im halfway through my first Guinness it’s on the house as the i used to date the waitress. no flies on me!!

On to kankika P

You’re damn right it is Crossy mate!! you know what to do ????

With vodka in it?

I love you lot. i really do. and I love asean now. Formerly Thai visa you guys are awesome, even the trolls!

Moneys no object tonight

No. i haven’t been happy since 1995 im a drunk pig

now in McDonald’s big Mac xtra large fries. Off to the Irish bar next guinness on TAP

Only you big bird

Barn yard retreat. Fast track to nowhere!

Google can

Better than getting drunk with you!

Always the eye sacs

What typos?

The reggae bar. no woman no cry!!!

Thot so

I can multitask

You wish you were here postcard toastcard

Ergot

Saturday night guys hopew your are living it to the maximums I ring bell 3 times, all girls got their drinks everines happy hapy fish and chups for dinner red wine for desert you all know the scroe bob smith is in town, lock up your daughters, tell your granny don’t bother coming ccos bob is cleaning up!!! im not stopping drinking till I’m either taken away in a police.car or and ambulance c. we are painting the town rainbow ciolours ?!

Nana plaza?

Taxi thugs at it again! they will never learn..

That statement makes no sense whatsoever. Re-read it and tell me I’m wrong..