ignore it

Well, once again I find myself on the hump of the bell curve.

The only shaking coming from my side of Pattaya is my belly laughing about a mid-night racer zoom zoom boy crashing.

Foreigners just after any pussy they can get.

I've known more Americans who died in Vietnam as tourists and workers post war than I did during my tour of duty in the Army during the war. Mostly stupid traffic stuff like Thailand, as the Vietnamese are worse drivers and scofflaws.

Spend a hundred baht and get a rechargeable one from Laza.

Yep Another democrat down the drain. What will they try next?

Cider mogul declares himself to be Thailand expert after three weeks, two Chang beers and a midlife crisis.

UPDATE: After meeting Nok while he and his wife were looking for a furnished rental, Dave and Nok began to spend more time together. What started as casual help with translation and local arrangements soon turned into long walks, shared laughter, and late-night chats over street food. Sources close to the couple say Nok helped the family navigate everything from finding a school for the children to setting up utilities — but it was Dave she seemed most focused on helping. Within weeks, tensions between Dave and his wife Kim grew apparent, with neighbors in Hua Hin noticing that she was spending more time alone with the kids, while Dave was often seen riding around town with Nok. Soon Kim and Dave had moved into a separate apartment. In a now-deleted TikTok post Dave wrote that he and Kim had "decided to part ways" and that he was “grateful to have found love and purpose in an unexpected place.” As for Kim and the kids, they're reportedly planning to return to the UK “once the savings run out.

Best food fight ever!

UPDATE: Ancient Cambodian King Suryavarman II awakens after 900 years and says in shocker he was actually Lao.

UPDATE: Pattaya Police Close In on Russian Cannabis Thieves After Spotting Suspicious Cloud of Smoke and Trail of Empty Snack Wrappers Leading to Rented Villa

Rules for tourists in Thailand: #5 Never argue with a bar owner

Well, Mr. Raf said he just wanted a memento. The bar owner gave him one—stitched and swelling.

"On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to try and post anything satirical or funny based on the physician–patient privilege and in reliance on my right under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution. I am not a lawyer, and I must follow my lawyer’s advice in this matter.”

Turns out the hardest part of Thaksin’s sentence might be answering why he never really served it.

In Thailand, it’s not the river that’s murky—it’s the verdict.

Bondi was going to release the Epstein client list and files, but then some pedophiles asked her not to.

Mongkolkit wants to ban sex before 22 — bold move for a guy who clearly couldn’t wait to disappoint someone at 16

Roman Starovoit reportedly died by ‘suicide’ from a self inflicted gunshot to the back of the head — proving once again that some exits are just too well aimed to be coincidental.

Sabungeros disappear into Taal Lake—apparently taking ‘swimming with your cock out’ literally, and maybe losing more than just the fight

In related news, A delegation of simian coconut harvesters arrived in Brussels this week to address European consumer groups, declaring: 'We are proud simian professionals, not exploited primates—stop trying to cancel our coconuts!

Their going to need that sub to find the bhat after it sinks.

After being held without internet access for nearly two hours and given a hair curling iron without a low setting, she agreed to mule the drugs

Crystal ball says, "America is the aggressor, Israel is the real threat, and we love peace, science, and definitely not building nuclear weapons."