Ya know, in his younger days, Trump could have done it right. Filled that flying brothel with playboy bunnies and such like. Put like one of those sultan turbans on and pointy slippers, Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders belly dancing, they got girls in the can to hand you scented silk wipes on a gold poles for that Burger King and diet coke dump on the gold commode.
Id vote for that. Then when he gets to the lesser aholes in the world like Kim, he can say, you dude, want to take a spin in The Party Plane? Ditch the nukes then, biatch.