My only concerns are the DEI pilots and maintenance workers.
To: HR
From: Miquita Barnstable-Foogroon (ze/zir)
Please add Dawnamic Strangio (they/them) to payroll. They will be piloting the Airbus on the NY-Singapore Route. May I suggest an announcement celebrating their hire as the first visually impaired neurodivergant trans pilot! They will start their route after they finish their instrument rating on Cessnas.
Dear Colonel Cleaver (USAF, ret)
Thank you for your application and your service. Our hiring team were truly impressed by your 5000 hours piloting B52s, many of those hours in combat., Unfortunately due to the huge number of qualified applicants, we are unable to offer you employment at this time.