Jeff the Chef

Let's not forget 8 Crusades over 2 centuries, soon to be 9 the way things are going FFS

What we need is a big Asteroid to land on this planet then all these problems will go away, I for one would welcome that with open arms.

The Human Race, what a shameful lot we are.

The way to improve driving standards in the delivery industry is to fine the drivers and their employers but that would need the Police to crack down on traffic violations across the country, anything else is turd polishing.

I would hazard a guess that a few of the PT members realise that after the games of the last few months that next election they will be punished by the electorate and want to distance themselves as much as possible, expect a few more as time goes on.

Cheers for that, I'll check it out, we have Breakfast included in the deal, her Ladyship is the food buff, after being in the trade I'm happy with chips and egg.

Beat me to it ???? It's not a rat Mr Fawlty, it's a Siberian Hamster

Only lasted 30 minutes so just enough time to reapply the make-up and check their social media.

We're going to KC Grande on the 22nd for 12 nights, never been before but it does look good, on the hillside with ocean view.

Bob Marley, I wanna tell ya

1,590 baht for 12 months Premium which includes UT Music worth it for no ads IMHO

I gave up on the first one and tried the one on the job market, conclusion, I despair for the human race. IQ has nothing on common sense, empathy and compassion for others.

Excellent post, I mentioned this earlier but I had read about it only on the web while looking for something else, for the life of me I can't remember what. Brian Cox explains it all brilliantly imho. Thanks.

LOL, go to Brixton and spout that sort of garbage, easy to pass comment from here, talk is cheap.

Rishi Sunak's main problem is he is the wrong colour for the majority of Tory members, end of.

You could use beef suet (Atora) instead of butter/margarine, makes a nice pastry for savoury pies. Basically 50% fat to flour ratio, and a little water/milk.

Ingredients 250g plain flour 125g butter, diced, and kept cool in the fridge 1-3 tbsp milk or water pinch salt Method STEP 1 Sift the plain flour into a large bowl or the largest bowl of a food processor. Add the diced butter and either rub in with your fingertips, or, if using a food processor, pulse until until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs. Add the salt and mix again. STEP 2 Gradually add the liquid by starting with 1 tbsp milk or water, then adding a little more until the mixture comes together to form a dough. STEP 3 Tip the mixture onto a surface and gently bring it together with your hands, then shape into a disc. STEP 4 Wrap in cling film and chill for at least 20 minutes before using.

I have no doubt that we have been visited by aliens from another world but they took one look at us and said F/that they can't get on with themselves what chance have we got. There is also the Fermi Paradox which first came to light in the 1950's, well worth a read. My favourite theory is whenever a civilisation has evolved enough for space travel they have exhausted the planets resources before conquering the technology required or they simply fight among themselves until they collapse out of existence.

N A A F I, for all the ex Squddies out there ????

As an ex-poker player there is no such thing as bad luck, only variance, anything can happen and it frequently does.

You've not met the wife then ????

S--t happens

I tried the same experiment with a 620cl bottle of Chang in a brand new measuring jug from Macro, even took a picture on my phone so I could show the result but then it looked so good I had to drink it, sadly my computer skills for loading said picture on to laptop are lacking so I can't show the result.