AngryMan

My advice to anyone really Pick an Ugly One, who is aso an Orphan and with no kids! Make her you main squeeze, she will be all over you, not only in the bedroom but in the kitchen and everwhere else in the house! And not just for sex, most ugly ones can cook and clean and don't mind rewarding a good man with home cooked food and a clean house!! She may even go so far (if you are lucky) as to put the toothpaste on your toothbrush in the mornings. That is not a euphamisim, it's something I experienced, but I had to stop her, because it just did not feel right! Then (if needed) go out an find a Beauty to satisfy your ego and change your oil, for an hour or two... You can have the best of both worlds. If you know what you re doing! But it's also buyer beware, as even the ugly ones can snap! Good luck everybody, you will need it!

Should that not be "Man in the Boat?"

While nobody wants to see someone get hurt, never mind killed, there is an element of Darwinisom at play here, coupled with the more modern FAFO attitude! Sad, but life (for some) goes on...

Why didn't he just go to the authorities in Thailand before he boarded the flight? Now they have got him Hook Line and Sinker. They just want to catch the Big Fish in their net. But he is just a bottom feeder...

I think after she has eaten some Faggotts and Mushy Peas, she needs a good portion of Spotted Dick! Just Google it!🥳

One thing that I learned many moons ago, is just how simple the mind of a typical Thai country girl is! My TGF asked me to buy her a small dinghy or rowing boat so she could go out to fish in the sea and help with houshold finance. I never asked her if she had done this before (fishing from a boat in the sae) I just asked her why she wanted to go out and endanger herself for a minimal reward. She said it is not dangerous, I then said but you can't F*****G SWIM!🤬 She then said rather angrily: "I am NOT going swimming I am going FISHING!🤬 I then just turned around and walked away to open a beer, shaking my head! Bless her...🙏

"having to say something rather than having something to say" That is such a profound statement! 🙏 I may use that in the future?😎

Dont they recruit through consciption and not thrugh voulanteers...?

I am glad I have spent all my money over the yers on fat cars, Sex, Booz and travelling the world to generally have a bloody good time. I have no regrets, I have ticked all the boxes I wanted to tick and licked all the boxes I wanted to Lick. I just have one more thing I want to do, I want to learn how to moon-walk like Michael Jackson... But Sciatica and Arthritus (amongst other age related illnesses) are holding me back. For now! So if you see an old fart moon-walking out of a 7/11 its me! Just say Hi!😎

Pussy or even the thought of some Pussy is a poweful drug, esecially when you can't got some at home! Next stop for these 💩creatures will be the UK!🤬🥊🥊

On a visit to my TGF's village many moons ago, amongst a variety of local dishes, including Dancing Prawns, Beetles, Cockroaches and Grasshoppers, I was offered Snake, Bat, and Rat! I ate the snake, too many bones for me, but the tast was acceptable, I also ate Gasshoppers, and but I drew the ine at the other delicacies...🥺

Why use images created by AI instead of using some real images? Lazy <deleted>!

I am curious as to what is the general cost of a Cremation for a None Thai in Thailand? Sorry if this info is posted elsewhere but I could not find it.

What if I am Blind? Asking for a friend!😎 Will there be a Brail version?

Well spotted Dick!...🤪

"Absolute parasites. Then they pontificate on muslims.." Do you mean the Parasites that enter the UK Illegally every single day on Dinghy's! Or the "Parasites" that are already there infesting the city's and towns, living off the benefits that hard working English Pensioners who have already have already paid into the system over many years, and are therefore eligable to claim what is rightfully theirs to claim! Unike some of the resident scum taking advantage of an overly generouse wealfare system that is seriously faulty and needs scrapping!

It is not true! The Police are not pointing at them!🤔

In my humble opinion, once they are found guilty in a court of law then they should forefit their lives and make a chice: A) If they want to have a painless death then, they should agree to their orans harvested, a least that may atone in some sma way for their disgusting life choices! B) If they refuse to donate their organs then skin them and bury them alive in a salt pit to bleed out! Now I agree that may sound a little over the top, but that's just my humble opinion...

"Family members, shocked by the situation, stress that Tikhomirova, once a talented gymnast " She should not have any problems squatting to take a dump then sould she!🤪

Brilliant idea... Thank you.😎

I see my post has been deleted... LOL Snowflakes R at it again...😎

Excuse me but that is not how one spells Body Odor! Body odour (bromhidrosis) 🤢

I wonder if anyone in that cell is familiar with the term DUTCH OVEN: Quot: "Dutch oven is a slang term for farting in bed and pulling the covers over your partner's head, sealing in the stench of your gas. This gassy gag is named after an actual cooking device called a Dutch oven: a large metal pot that traps heat (and smells) under it's lid... Maybe, to pass (pun intended) the time, he can organise some sort of wind instrument orchestoral rendition of the variouse noises emmiited from his fellow inmates!

Skinning starting from his toes, right up to his nose would be my personal choice of punishmen! 🤬

Well, after careful consideration and using my Sherlock Holms powers of deduction, I can confidently say, they MAY NOT be Nigerians! But one never knows these days...🤔