Prubangboy

2 minutes ago, susanlea said:

Brazilians are nothing like Thai people.

-Ever been?

Brazil is sort of the Thailand of South America.

'Can't wait.

Since I killed Dubai as a layover option, any Brazil or S.American reflections would be appreciated.

Def burn through a few in a town you don't plan to live in first.

1 minute ago, susanlea said:

You said you have a wife.

Uh-huh.

They gotta feel attracted.

Personality-wise, you may want to look into other attractiveness gambits.

1 minute ago, susanlea said:

When did you last ask a woman out? 

Yesterday.

Since you just arrived on Planet Earth, Wiki can help you:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

1 hour ago, susanlea said:

Should be able to hit a home run with 3 or 4 swings of the bat. 

1 hour ago, susanlea said:

Should be able to hit a home run with 3 or 4 swings of the bat.

Do you even believe -or even have the capacity to recall- a single thing that you say?

Very Trumpian with the hilarious amnesia. I think you get ahead of your skis here. A lot.

9 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

same same but different......did u check when the mrs was in the loo???  🙂

A woman in my writer's group wrote a story about how she wanted to be spanked. By an older man.

Chinese, on a Elite Visa. 40's, not bad.

I put my long odds there as better than Bignok's forays into pestering women at the payment-card cashier's counter at a food court.

Hey, if he's right, I may well be a happy man.

Just now, susanlea said:

I think you need a hobby. Your obsession with others is unhealthy.

Asking someone who claims he sleeps with 1 in 3 women he makes casual eye contact with is unhealthy obesssion? 

1 hour ago, susanlea said:

Can I buy you coffee or dinner? Not that difficult.  

So no dating sites for you (crazy climb down there -even for you). 

1 in 3 cold approaches for a food court snack results in naked time?

Assuming dental hygiene is up to snuff?

1 minute ago, susanlea said:

Never used dating sites.  

You just said, like six posts up, that you have this mind-blowing success solely by using dating sites.

Do you even let them have a frappachino?

Or is your sheer animal magnetism and a bottle of water enough to peel off their dresses?

I'm going to make a bold prediction that no magic dating site is going to be named and that the stupendous 1 in 3 hit ratio is going to remain very, very vague as to the how-to.

3 minutes ago, susanlea said:

Tinder would be for losers. 

What is the holy grail dating site for finding frappachino sluts who don't even want to finish their stupid cold drink before demanding sex?

I looked at Thai-Friendly too. Fairly worse than Tinder.  

I asked my friend if he ever saw a white woman on a Thai dating site. He said no.

4 frappachino lottery tickets and then one of them is sitting on my face?

I have my doubts.

I looked on my friend's Tinder In Chiang Mai, I couldn't even find 4 frappachino candidates. And I set my age minimum to 50.

30,000 baht extra to do it as two round trips (BKK-Dubai/Dubai/São Paulo) instead of 2 miserable long hauls in premium economy.

Call it 7-8,000 baht a day on the ground, so call it 60,000 baht for the seven day of layovers, coming and going.

90K baht buys a better week in BKK. Or more than all of my land costs in São Paulo.

Dubai is Euro-prices for a sub-par Las Vegas experience, a Vegas with no gambling and $15 beers.

How many cold coffee-approaches do you need to do to get 20 minutes of frappachino time?

How many Tinder dates to get to date #3, where girlfriend-dom can find its shakey legs?

I'm not dissing you, I am curious about your experience. 

38 minutes ago, susanlea said:

What's wrong with walking around and talking to women? Why are men so incapable of finding a girlfriend? 

Hard to move from, "nice shoes", to "'time for a coffee?", to "lay down".

Generally, you need to be in a setting where you see each other casually a few times.

"Walking around" has a very low success rate.

-Partic for the older and average-looking.

54 minutes ago, ravip said:

 

 

Nothing comes cheap there!

A hundred bucks for a cheap room.

And yeah, it's too hot. It's too hot to wait outside for an Uber.

Call it a day to travel. BKK flight leaves at 9:30 AM, gets in at 7:30 PM. Two days to mall-walk and visit some souks when it cools off. Another day to go to the so-so semi-Louvre. And the big mosque. On average, I'm good for about 10 minutes -if it's a major mosque.

On the way back, maybe I'd book a two nights at the beach. But at quadruple Thai rates for a much less good beach experience.

15 hours to São Paulo, Brazil, BTW. 6 hours further to BKK. Flying from BKK to SP with a short stop over in Dubai is only 24 hours, so I'm rethinking if the juice of laying over is worth the boring-mall squeeze and paying triple for hummus.

The diff between a 15 hour flight and a 24 hour one is basically 1 extra mg of Xanax.

Dating fun facts: 3-5 men for every single woman in Dubai. Mostly, you'll be hooking up with Filipina's. Strong gold digging vibe (per Reddit). The Arab local women bring you into honor-killing territory. I am psyched that I'm not looking.

São Paulo, Brazil is a mecca of big-bottomed, very intellectual women (per my friend). Downside: little English spoken, you must speak Portuguese. 

When I went to Oman, I dealt almost entirely with Bangladeshi's, the Omanis being too posh to work. I expect Dubai will be the same.

ME food is my fave, but I can hop on one foot to decent hummus in Chiang Mai. I have experienced the endless sand dune thing twice this year. Call it 4 days, including a day tour to see The Louvre, which won't be great like the real Louvre.

The only rational layover places between here and Brazil are Istanbul (been 3 times, it's OK) and Addis Abba (curious, but there's the getting hit over the head-factor there).

Google tells me that escorts are $300 for short time, and that's the low end. You can go African for $200, and Russian (or someone pretending to be Russian) for $500.

No one in Chiang Mai that I meet wants to talk much about their past. Me neither.

Russians, least of all.

On 6/20/2024 at 3:04 PM, Conan The Barbarian said:

Apple was in her mid-thirties, stunningly beautiful, and unexpectedly caring. In her company, I felt valued and alive in ways I hadn't in years.


 

Sounds like Apple was rode hard and put away wet.

What's in it for Apple to be so agreeable to saddo time wasters?

And:

Can you share the bar name where I can go and look in on Apple?

Will have a stopover there en route to Brazil for a vacation. It's the only way to fly premium-economy to Brazil.

Have you been, would you go? It never pops up in retirement alternative destination discussions here.

'Doesn't look like there's much there to interest me. Two small old areas with some souks, a mall or two, some fake beaches.

I was surprised that Abu Dhabi, the nicer part of Dubai with a Louvre branch is 3 hours away from the main airport.