ChatGTP is a time saver.
A man in Pattaya describes a chaotic experience using a high-tech Japanese-style toilet in a shopping mall. Curious about the buttons, he accidentally triggers powerful bidet jets and air dryers that nearly launch him off the seat, soak him, and leave him disheveled. He stumbles out embarrassed, vowing never to use such toilets again, joking that in Pattaya you might come for fun but leave “baptized by the bog.”