I don't watch TV at all 😊 I sometimes think about doing so, but don't quite get around to switching it on.
But, moving on from your childish snipe, you might have just written that you use an old Smartphone as an alternative...without all the extra hyperbole. That way interested parties, say people with old Smartphones, might ask questions in order to find out more details. Possibly following your lead. No point in making claims for no good reason.