Alpha84

You've posted the word "angry" over 10 times already throughout this short topic. Clearly you are trying to message something to everyone about yourself. Have fun.

Triggered. Can't cope. Snowflake. Cry more.

And wrong again. I'm not a farang. But on the topic of an angry farang, from reading many of your posts, if the shoe fits, kettle black.

Pointless conclusions in your OP. Clearly, you never interact with real people, just judge them based on their glances at you. Your only “dialogue” is the 1,500 meaningless posts you scatter across an anonymous forum every week. Obsessed with knowing nothing but thinking it’s something. A top-tier serial stalker.

Bring your minging old whinging wife to Thailand, dump her off, then leave with a fresh young one. Yep, can't imagine why anyone would possibly want to do that???

It blows my mind that anyone would even respond to any of GG’s absolutely absurd posts.

As we all know, Bangkok’s nightlife is famous for its vibrance, variety, and the occasional unexpected twist. We’ve all heard the stories, or maybe even lived some of them. Perhaps there are even tales about the wild things we’ve done ourselves that still resurface in conversation. But what about those nights when you’ve had a few too many drinks, thought you were heading home with one hot specimen of the opposite gender, only to realize later that things weren’t quite as they seemed? Enter the infamous “Tranny Surprise” scenario. I’m curious how often this kind of “miscommunication” really happens and how people react when they find themselves in such a situation. Have you ever had that subtle moment of realization; your back at your place, reach down, and suddenly discover the wrong plumbing? Did it happen once, and you learned your lesson, or has it managed to catch you off guard more than once? And when it did happen, did you roll with it, cancel the undertaking, or perhaps know all along that this was exactly what you were really looking for? No judgment here—just genuinely curious to hear your thoughts and experiences in the context of this ever-unpredictable city, where surprises can be very much part of the "package".

I always have such a fantastic time when I go short time. Then afterwards, I often feel guilty as if I had to have done something wrong if it was that good. But I never see anything wrong with it and zero downsides, especially if you're above the age of 50 and single. That means you've done all the failed relationships throughout your life. So now you don't want any more of the drudgery and you only want the good stuff.

Alright, so you're gay and you don't want to admit it, FINE!

Share photos.

That might work for you, but don't think it's going to work for him because he doesn't appear to be homosexual.

Could be. But how do you define horny? Assuming the guy has desire then he's horny, right? What you're describing sounds as if he's almost forcing himself to do it when he doesn't really want to. Do you think that's the case? And why would one do that?

Man, this some really fu**ed up whacked out sh*t. Seek help ASAP!

That would probably help. But may be difficult for people with strong libido to cut back on frequency.

You sound really frustrated. Making ignore lists of people who haven't even caused you any grief. Why even bother coming on the site then if you don't like the people or the content? Or is it just that there is nowhere else you can go to whinge about nonsense or let out your frustrations, so you come here? You are free to leave if you can't handle all the stress. You know that right?

I’ve got the perfect solution for you. Close all your windows, lock all your doors, close all of your window coverings and turn off all your lights, fans and air conditioners. It’s blackout time. Then hide under your bed, eat your rice and tuna if you get hungry, bring a cup and a bag in case you need to use the toilet, and I’ll call you when it’s safe to come out. And don’t panic if you don’t hear from me right away because this could take some time. Weeks, possibly even months. But I promise to call you as soon as it’s all clear. You can count on me. I’ve got this.

But nobody asked. Just feeling blessed right now though that I wasn’t forced to share the view with your mirror.

More like time for a diaper change.

17 really good times? You mean a good time costs exactly 2,941.2 Baht? What does that buy you exactly?

Stolen? Really? You gave it to her FFS. Then, when you realized she wasn't interested in getting back together with you, you made up some fanciful story that paints her in a bad light when she doesn't deserve it. Pretty pathetic to come onto a public forum here seeking sympathy for your own bad actions.

Think I'd prefer two tongues rather than two thumbs. Have you tried that?

You've lost me now. So where does the big handed LB fit into all this?

It can actually happen at any age.

Only the finest pleasures in life, aye?

Why not just have the big handed LB rub the gel on your shoulders for you? Or did you try that and it didn't work?