The cat is well and truly among the European pigeons. Life as a vassal state sucks. You want to stand up to the ruler but your knees shake.
As the Brits would say, Jolly rude, old chap, of Vance to dismiss Ukraine with a wave of his hand. We Brits want to fight the Russians but we can't get it up. Our Trident missiles keep failing on the launchpad. The Yanks bloody well know this. Not cricket at all, old chap, for them to make us grovel.