Everything posted by Autocan
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Man shot dead by federal agents in Minneapolis
Which is exactly how a frightened American might respond to an ICEman jabbing him in the chest on Nov. 3 and saying, "We checked you out. You can't vote today. Try again in '28."
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Man shot dead by federal agents in Minneapolis
Once the last illegal immigrant has been shipped off to CECOT, what's next for ICE enforcers? They've only just warmed to the task of search and seizure and honed their combat skills to where a small team can subdue a crowd and put a bullet between the eyes of someone trying to resist arrest. No way they'll be left to sit on their backsides and go to pot. I see deployment at polling booths in Nov. as an option. Lots of nasty people, legit citizens even, might want to undo the good of the of the past two years by voting unpatriotically. Screening of social media would pre-identify such individuals and ICE enforcers could meet them as they make their way to the polls. Black Americans and non-white minorities would be particularly suspect and could be subject to interrogation prior to being allowed to enter voting sites. With these thoughts in mind you might be tempted to prognosticate a shtihole Nazi-light future for the US but would be well-advised not to do so on publicly readable media.
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Trump threatens Canada with 100% tariffs
Hopefully, Canada doesn't back down. They need to stand up to the bully. Europe went the sucking-up route and look what that got them.
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Starmer Slams Trump for "Insulting" Afghanistan Troop Remarks!
US: We are going to start wars, invade countries illegally, commit genocide, overthrow governments and kidnap foreign leaders. You with me, vassals? Europe: Yes, massah! Yes! Every inch of the way. We don't care about laws, massah, and we don't care how many dirty brown people die, massah, because you always have our back. We'll even send our little people to die alongside your little people. Just say when. Thank you for being you, massah. US: Ok, that was good. Thanks for your help. Now beat it. Leave Greenland behind. I need that patch of ice. Europe: But, massah, we fought for you. We died for you. US: Yeah, well that's what vassals do. No biggie. Now, like I said get lost.
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Ready to Leave UK for Good
Reporter: But will the UAE be able to provide Andrew's special, er, needs? Spokesperson: They're less than 15. Not that many and the Emir is a friend.
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Trump's NATO Remarks Draw Flak from UK Politicians
Dang, our most loyal poodle is insulted. You know what you should do? Rethink your poodlehood. Massah is not a good man.
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Zelensky's Bold Bid for Peace: Talks with US and Russia!
Talking about the greatest world leader of the 21st century one wonders why he persists in this charade of talks with the nitwit inhabiting the WH. But I have seen this before. The affection of the smart for the dumb, sort of a brotherly protective thing.
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Zelensky's Bold Bid for Peace: Talks with US and Russia!
The two oblasts comprising the Donbas have already been formally annexed into Russia, though parts remain to be liberated from Ukrainian forces. So if the US is asking for what is Russian territory to be demilitarized, they could also ask for a white pony with a thick mane and long ears.
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Trump Links Nobel Peace Prize Loss to Threats Over Greenland
Oh, you're right about the US, no arguments. Which is why I say don't follow us around like a lovelorn puppy. Doing whatever we tell you to do. "I couldn't be more proud of my country." Which is wonderful. But if you want to stay that way you need, I mean your country needs, to grow a pair.
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Trump Links Nobel Peace Prize Loss to Threats Over Greenland
I'm not going to waste my time with your baseless conspiracy theories! 😁 Sweetie, don't say aloud you think it's a conspiracy theory that NATO intel agencies coordinate. Even the cleaning ladies at Langley will point and laugh.
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Trump Links Nobel Peace Prize Loss to Threats Over Greenland
Trump's a fool. But he's right about the Peace Prize. Which is the West's "thank you for your service" award. Obama? Lovely man I voted for. But a prize a year into his presidency having done nothing yet? And the Lit prize too is another suck-up to the US. Bob Dylan's a wonderful song writer. But a Nobel for Lit? Oh, yeah, for "having created new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition". Talk about sucking up. And guess who didn't get the Lit? Graham Greene who was head and shoulders above his peers (no disrespect) in the 60s and 70s. Because he was sympathetic to the left and not kind to Nordic countries. And Murakami. Because he publicly made clear he didn't think much of the award. The Committee likes to be liked.
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Trump Links Nobel Peace Prize Loss to Threats Over Greenland
A Norwegian? I would hang my head in shame. You know for a FACT that the government ...? Your naivete or stupidity, I dunno which, is touching. Here's a tip, buddy. Vote your government out. And that goes for the rest of Europe. If you want to survive. Machado was the least of your sins. And the loss of Greenland will be a pinch on the cheek compared to what's coming your way. Grow a spine. The US is not your friend.
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Trump Links Nobel Peace Prize Loss to Threats Over Greenland
Op Absolute Resolve was planned long before the boats took off for the Caribbean. Was Nato/MI6/Mossad in the know? Were they told who the post-Maduro pick was? Think about it. Take your time.
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Trump Links Nobel Peace Prize Loss to Threats Over Greenland
ZERO influence, eh? Then who dug up the vile Machado? Just as US gunboats gathered around Venezuela and she was talked up to replace Maduro. And the committee chair even speechified that Maduro should step down in favor of their Prize awardee. No, the sycophantic European regimes do decide who gets their award. Though it was fun watching Machado give it away like she got it free with a box of cereal.
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Starmer Warns Trump Against Tariffs on Nato Allies
No way. Starmer has a pair?
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The Serious Discussions Likely Taking Place in NATO Capitals
The US is the 800-pound gorilla in Nato. If you had any thoughts that European leaders might stand up to Trump the pic below should disabuse you of them. That sorry lot is terrified of Trump, or, more accurately, the power of the US which Trump wields like a madman. I am bemused by European thinking. The US destroys Nordstream, thus depriving Europe of cheap and plentiful energy and begins the process of deindustrialization of the continent, effects of which are plenty visible. And now the US threatens to forcibly annex the territory of a NATO country, as well as a tariff war. And the aggressor is, the fearsome threat is? Russia. Jeez. Europeans should disband Nato, revive the Warsaw Pact and sign up. Last I checked, Russia doesn't steal from friends, backstab allies, foment revolutions, kidnap leaders or aid in genocide.
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Trump Says 'Time To Move Against Iran' As Khamenei Fires Back
Mossad and CIA agents on the ground organized the protests. Proof: Once Startlink was cut severing comms between controllers and their assets protests died down quickly. In fact, the latest thousands on the streets were chanting support for Iranian Govt. blaming paid protesters for the carnage. So the Ayatollah was right about Trump being responsible for the bloodshed. But that aside, Iranians must be beyond stupid or naive or both to not have nuclear weapons by now.
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Trump Threatens Tariffs on Nations Rejecting Greenland Takeover
Man alive, this is delicious. The bootlickers have been stomped on by the boot. And they revolt. Mightily. France is sending 15 soldiers to defend Greenland, UK one, Germany 7, ... You can't make this up. Here's a suggestion, Europe. The Warsaw Pact is defunct but not dead. Relevant docs will be in file cabinets in Moscow and Berlin. Dust them out, sign and ask to join. Now that the Ukraine war's winding down Putin's got more than enough weaponry to help defend Europe. Russian nuclear subs off the coast of Greenland will keep the US navy away. And ringing the island with S-500 batteries will scare off B-52s. Think about it.
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Venezuelan opposition leader presents Nobel medal to Trump
I'll say this for the sellout. Her Joker smile slips only a little even in the face of utter degradation. There she was scribbling her acceptance speech, "I will be President of Venezuela on behalf of Trump, I mean the Venezuelan people. ... All our oil shall now be pumped by American oil companies for the enrichment of a small number, I mean a large number, I mean the Venezuelan people..." At which time Trump says, "Naah, she's not respected. She'll be dragged into the streets by the people. I'll stick with Delcy." So what does the poor woman do? She eats the humiliation and - drum roll - flies to DC to hand the Prize to the man who threw her under the bus. Sad, but spare a thought now for the wusses on the other side of the Atlantic. They gave her the Prize because Massah USA assured them that she'd be President of Venezuela and they could expect crumbs from the Venezuela-US oil bonanza. But then Massah went and did an about-face and the woman they'd never heard of before Massah said she'd be the one, gives the Prize, their Prize, away like it's airplane swag. So who do you pity more? The Joker or the wusses?
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Greenland PM Rejects Trump, Says Island Chooses Denmark
I didn't mean you smoking the 'delusions cigar":-) It was a reference to Trump. I wouldn't put Putin and Trump in the same sentence though. Putin's the greatest world leader of the 21st century. Took a broken struggling Russia about to be ripped apart by western bankers and corrupt oligarchs, set it on its feet, dusted it down and turned it into a thriving society. Trump's head is somewhere between grandiosity and dementia. Thanks to Putin's restraint we don't have WW3 missiles flying. But his patience may not last. The recent attempt on his life had CIA's pawprints all over it.
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Greenland PM Rejects Trump, Says Island Chooses Denmark
People who know the man are saying it's the fantasy of grandeur driving him: first President in a hundred years to grow US territory. And if he takes Canada too then the US exceeds Russia in land mass and becomes the largest country on the planet. Put that in your delusions cigar and smoke it:-)
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Greenland PM Rejects Trump, Says Island Chooses Denmark
I agree. When those 15 French soldiers, 11 Brits, 7 Germans, etc., have their weapons taken away and are cuffed and carted off to jail in Nuuk by ICE it'll be heckuva a symbol. But stay strong Europe. Your other flank is at risk. Remember the proxy war against Russia you were so gung ho on? It ain't over yet. Maybe let the US stomp over you so that Russia doesn't. Jeez.
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Greenland PM Rejects Trump, Says Island Chooses Denmark
This is deliciously hilarious: European bootlickers stepped on by the boot. Not to worry though, BBC says "European military personnel arrive in Greenland as Trump says US needs island". This includes a 15-strong French contingent. Yes you read that right, 15. They must be rolling on the floor in the West Wing. Seriously though, not too long ago European nations used to be strong and proud and had colonies the world over. What happened? Has cradle-to-grave welfare atrophied their collective testicles to nothingness?
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Filipina Tourist Criticises English Proficiency in Thailand
Here's a funny story about Thais and foreign languages if you haven't heard it yet: A Westerner hopelessly lost in Bkk stopped two Thai guys and asked in English the way to where he wanted to go. The Thais looked at him blankly. The foreigner was a bit of a linguist, though he had no Thai. So he tried the same question in Malay thinking if the two gentlemen might understand. No luck. He pressed on trying a couple more languages before walking away utterly frustrated. The Thais looked at each other. One said,"We Thais should really learn other languages. It will help us communicate with tourists." "What's the point?" his friend replied, "That man obviously knows several and what good did it do him."
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Cellphone Footage of Renee Good Shooting
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Renee_Good : Ross leaned forward and shot Good in the head at 09:37:13, firing three shots at the windshield and through the open driver's side window as the SUV moved past him in under one second of elapsed time. Which indicates that Ross was to the side of the car and in no physical jeopardy. Murder? Manslaughter? You decide.