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Because we are British and of certain age 😄

49:1/2 Stone 😲 How did he manage his personal hygiene ? His arms are not long enough to perform the the necessary Rs cleaning function.

That's the rule in the UK. Where Thailand rules apply. The one who one driving the smallest vehicle gives way.

That quite period might change now that you've advertised it.

I was under the impression that you had to have a Thai accommodation address when entering the country. A simple check would determine wether the rough sleepers are vagrants or not..

Speaking from experience? 😂😂

Russia seems to have a reciprocal arrangement.

This is a well thought out and plausible piece. I for one didn't look at this from your perspective. I have now. Thanks for the education.

My condolences to the lad's family. 🙏

I was under the impression that autopsies were mandatory in Thailand. Get run over by a truck; autopsy. Fall from 25th floor balcony; autopsy. Shot in the head; autopsy. Savaged by dogs; autopsy. Hanging off a balcony with a bag over the head, hands tied behind the back. (Suicide). Whatever, whenever there's a fatality they have an autopsy 🤷

A foreigner can own a house, but not the land it stands on.

God loves a trier.🙏 Lawyers love them too.💰

Bank transfers 🤔 He could possibly have been sending her a monthly allowance. Although she was a self sufficient 'business woman' 😊 I think she is being badly advised in pursuing this and be happy with what she has. Ugly is as ugly does 🤷

That's what 'gossip columns' are all about. People seem to find stories about the misbehaviour and misfortune of others, more interesting than good luck stories. 😏

Money 🤷

Just as well it wasn't "a sexual emergency". This was offered in defence of a sexual assault on young boy, in an English swimming pool, by an illegal immigrant.

He was possibly one those followers of the Religion of Peace. Therefore he was not arrested so as not to offend him. It makes a pleasant change to see that he's not being labelled as a British tourist.

I'm unfamiliar with the method of soaking rolled oats. Do you cook the oats after soaking? I generally prepare my oats as porridge for breakfast, adding ground Turmeric, Sweet Cinnamon and Ginger.

There are many books and articles, both truth and fiction, describing the the good and the bad, of Thai romantic encounters, with the intention of of fore-arming the uninitiated. All of the good written advice, I'm afraid, is erased by an erection.

Toilet paper is not necessary after using water to clean ones arse, especially when there's plenty of time to drip dry.

They are now 🕌🧕

I agree with you. A British passport used to be the gold standard, these days days they appear to be handed out like confetti and are carried by people of many Nationalities and Ethnicities.

Go to her hotel and give her a good old fashioned blocking 🕺

For those who don't know; Middlesbrough is a beautiful town in the North East of England, The town has some of the most attractive women in the country. The classy ones are easy to spot as their tattoos are spelt correctly.

Of course he's of African descent, people of many different countries and nationalities, are now British citizens. It's not always the white British that case problems abroad, although they get 'tarred with the same brush' There was a time, not so long ago, when a British Passport was like Gold, now they are handed out like confetti.