short-Timer

You post incessantly about people running away from you. Running away from what, exactly? What a bizarre delusion. The only thing anyone’s fleeing is the brain-melting boredom of your endless drivel. Nobody’s scared of you, champ, they’re just worn out by your mindless garbage. You’re not some big bad tough guy, just a clown so desperate for attention and yet you get banned more often than a dodgy street hawker.

Fresh off your three-day posting ban and already bragging about how much you do in seven days while spewing the same tired, brain-dead drivel. Impressive dedication to failure. Even when you’re banned, you’re logged in 16 hours a day lurking like anyone actually misses you. What’s next, another delusional claim about being the site’s most popular poster? Truly inspiring levels of desperation.

So it's basically a big nothing burger. Worst case scenario, 60 days from now, you gotta get a card and a prescription. That's it. Costs you a bit of time and money to keep the wheels of bureaucracy turning. The government makes a bit out of it and feels like they're in charge of it all. Big dog and pony show for nothing. So don't worry, be happy.

There’s a small cannabis shop in my quiet soi that doesn’t seem to get much foot traffic, but it’s always open in the evenings, usually until around midnight. Last night, for the first time since it opened up about eight or ten months ago, it was closed. At first I assumed they were just taking a night off, but then I remembered the new laws went into effect yesterday, which might explain it. I’m curious how shops in the main tourist areas are responding to the changes. Have any of the big and expensive cannabis stores around Sukhumvit, like in Nana, Asoke, Soi 11, etc, shut down, or are they still operating as usual? I assume at some point they’ll all set up systems to provide medical slips for tourists, but that takes time to implement. In the meantime, are they still selling like normal I wonder? And has the usual smell of cannabis in the air around those streets changed at all? If anyone’s been through those areas in the last 24-48 hours and noticed anything different, I’d be interested to hear.

Susan, since you’re really curious about everyone’s bedroom antics and penis measurements you should kick things off yourself. Start a spicy new thread with some pics of you and your partner: male, female, buffalo, sheep, dog, cat, no judgment here! Throw in a dick pic for that extra credibility boost. I’m sure once you lead by example, every member on the site will be tripping over themselves to share their own NSFW slideshow with you. Can’t wait to see your post go viral and make you the site winner for the day!

I think that's the best and most spot on post you've ever made. Congratulations. I might argue though that Bob is not nearly as bad as the artist formerly known as Dolf.

Susan, you went from proudly ignoring me for two months to replying to my every post like a gay, love-struck stalker. What’s next, you gonna start asking about my penis size?

Mark-Bob-Colin-Elvis, are you sure that wasn’t just a heatstroke hallucination brought on by a warm Leo and three hours of people-watching behind your sunnies? Five under-25 “tanning models” frolicking in the surf with you, splashing about and grabbing your bum? Mate, were you at the beach or stuck inside your own personal episode of Ladyboy Love Island: Delusional Edition? But fair play, carry on. At this rate, tomorrow we’ll be hearing how they invited you back to their penthouse for sangria, philosophy, and a game of naked Twister and then paid you for your company.

Susan, the only thing being dodged here is your relentless craving for attention. Not everything revolves around your obsession with imaginary secrets and forum soap operas.

Susan, you spend your life on a forum making over 50 posts a day begging for attention with recycled playground insults. If anyone’s life has passed them by, it’s you pretending to be a love expert while ranting into the void 16 hours a day.

Says the guy who’s supposedly got me on ignore, yet still can’t stop obsessing about me. Susan, you talk more about gay men than anyone else on the forum. You sure you’re not working through something personal here? Meanwhile, I can only imagine what it would be like if you took me off ignore.

And yet you’re still glued to every word I write. For someone who claims not to care, you sure spend a lot of time stuck to your screen while fantasizing about my life. You might want to take a step back and look at who’s really sad here, Susan.

And yet here you are again, obsessing over my sexuality like it’s the only thing keeping you going. Starting to think you might be more interested in me than you’re letting on, Susan.

You seem awfully obsessed with other men’s sexuality, Susan. Can't you stop taking about gay and penises for even a second?

Says the moaner who’s been whining in every thread like a jilted ex. You call others fake while dressing like a poof and roleplaying as the forum’s alpha from your crusty keyboard. Keep it up, Susan, the comedy writes itself.

Or maybe it prevents him losing confidence over his own micro unit.

Says the guy who’s spent half his trolling career obsessing over one inch sized penises. If that’s not projection about his homosexuality, I don’t know what is.

Classic Susan, always sniffing around for free handouts like a rat at closing time. You can dress it up with jokes about gimp suits, but everyone knows the only thing you’re chasing is anything that doesn’t come with a bill.

No point. You can't afford to pay them enough to hug you back.

Delusions of the highest order.

You never stop thinking about penises. It's so sad already.

Wow, Susan’s back at it again, lobbing out another pitiful topic that nobody wants like a desperate stray cat yowling for scraps. You can practically hear the loneliness screaming through the screen. Give it a few more minutes and he’ll be pathetically thanking himself under a second troll account just to feel wanted.

A certifiably dumb idea.

What's that? Like a gay frock?

All that bluster from Trump, but now the US is looking pretty impotent. Dropped 14 of those big old 30,000 lb bombs, but hardly did any damage. Russia and China are taking notice. Not a good look for America.