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Rent free? You’re the one following me around this forum like a stray dog chasing parked cars, replying to everything I write with the same recycled insults on a loop. The only thing you’re living in is your own little fantasy where you imagine people are obsessed with you, when in reality, they’re just pointing out how ridiculous you are.

It’s cute how you think living in someone’s head means firing off the same recycled one-liners about basements and losers like a broken record. You’ve been repeating that line for years now, like it’s some kind of personal victory. Meanwhile, I’m just here pointing out the obvious; that you’ve turned bitterness and low-effort trolling into a full-time hobby, and judging by your post count, it’s basically the highlight of your day. And let’s not kid ourselves, the only thing you actually live in is this forum, clinging to tired insults and imaginary victories while your posts collect downvotes like bottle caps. The only reason I even bother replying is because watching you embarrass yourself has become oddly entertaining. Keep going. It’s comedy gold at this point.

Kinda, sort of, yeah, but not really. Only maybe.

He can only do predictable. And to add insult to injury, his diction is very limited.

It’s honestly hilarious watching you try to squirm and accuse others of negativity when your entire posting history is basically one long tantrum of insults, bitterness, and playground-level name-calling. You’ve been on here for years now, and the only real achievement you’ve managed after thousands of empty posts is racking up more thumbs down than anyone else on the site. People don’t react to you negatively because they disagree, they react with distaste because they’re tired of the constant stream of low-effort insults and bitter little jabs you keep throwing around like a toddler sulking in the corner. Your projectionism is next level though. You’re on here calling people friendless while you’re the one sitting on a forum for 16 hours a day throwing out petty insults to strangers. If that’s your idea of friendship or social skills, I’d hate to see how you operate in the real world. Maybe spend less time chasing after people online and more time figuring out why your posts always end in the same way with everyone giving you another displeased reaction while you’re still sitting there muttering about cowards and hurtful emojis.

The OP is great Nice loser Nice troll Nice stalker So much to like.

It’s beyond obvious at this point that you’re completely deranged based on the nonsense you keep posting. It’s laughable. Almost every post you make is some bitter, one-line insult or childish name-calling aimed at other members. If you’re really not a negative person and somehow above it all, why do you constantly spread negativity here? Why not just ignore the comments you don’t like instead of chasing people around the forum, throwing out insults and calling them cowards long after they’ve stopped replying? Honestly, I don’t think anyone else on this entire site has racked up as many bitter, negative posts as you. That’s now your legacy. And then here you are starting a topic about how everyone else is negative. The lack of self awareness is actually incredible. You couldn’t script this level of delusion. It's demented. And just to top it off, your threads consistently rack up more negative reactions than anything else on this site. All thumbs down. Every time. Sad and says it all really.

Slop

It’s impressive hearing lectures on negativity from the forum’s reigning resident champion of calling people trolls, losers, and stalkers between posts about living in mum’s basement. The irony’s almost poetic. Every thread you start gets hammered with thumbs down, not because people are cowards, but because they’ve heard enough of your pathetic routine to last a lifetime and they would rather see it stop. As for World War Two, boy, you wouldn’t last two minutes in a conversation without crying about emojis. Save the battlefield speeches for someone who’s not still losing arguments to strangers on the internet like a fool.

If the shoe fits...

New policy going forward: any of your idiotic posts that manage to outdo your last one in sheer stupidity will be met with silence. So let’s kick things off properly by ignoring this one. I’m sure there will be plenty more to follow.

Let's not polish a turd here, the weather in Thailand always blows. Too hot, humid, and polluted. And when it does cool down for 2 months a year, the air is too toxic to go outside.

Clever how you nick other people's Thai food photos from their Instagram and then post them as your own to try and make it look like you are really in Thailand, when in fact you are still sat in Mungallala pounding your male sex doll 24/7.

Ghetto life. Honestly, you don't need you to post pictures to prove it. We get it. Waste of bandwidth and you're a waste of space.

Nice touch that you put in "Still living in my mums basement" as an option just for Susan. I'm sure she is grateful for your thoughtfulness on this.

Trump approved! Always winning! The art of the bung!

Nah mate, I actually live in a high-end penthouse with air con, fine wine, imported cheese, two maids, a driver, three honorable consorts on speed dial, steak for dinner every night and furniture that doesn’t collapse when you sit on it. Basically living like a king while everyone else argues about tourist ghettos and rural life in the sticks. Tough life, innit.

Guess that means any changes to the weed laws and recreational use are now off the table.

Porcelain bit of kit. Got a seat on it. Prevents turds from getting on the floor. Call it a bog if you like.

Well done, Susan. You really should be commended for your consistency. This topic’s already racked up nine thumbs down on your original post. I'll bet you're proud of yourself. How do you do it? What’s your secret? Is it a mix of your childish intellect, lack of education, and an uncanny ability to pick the most idiotic subjects imaginable, or is there some special trick you’re using to reel in all the downvotes? Enlighten us all on how you've so beautifully mastered the art of the fail.

Your diction’s about on par with a grammar schooler, same frustrated childish tone as well. Honestly, I’m starting to feel sorry for you. It’s getting to the point where I’m actually worried that if I write above a third grade level, you won’t catch the references anymore. I see your daily post count rapidly climbing again too. What a pity. Racing back toward the top-pest slot, are we Susan?

Pure thumbs down on this one too. Gotta hand it to you, Susan, you might be the only person here who can rack up total thumbs down on two separate threads in the same day, back to back. That’s actually impressive in its own way. Maybe the mods will whip up a special badge for you on that. Here’s an idea, why don’t you and frogs run off and get a room together and spare the rest of us anymore of your posts. I’ll even cover the cost. I think of it as public service.

Case in point. Just look at your OP on this one. 7 thumbs down, nothing else. You see Susan, nobody likes your gunk. But I get it now. You like the thumbs down. You're addicted to it. You don't even want positive feedback, do you Susan? That's why you come here. AN guarantees you the dissatisfaction that you lust for.

Well done. Bum-gun, turlet paper, or wet-wipes, what's your pleasure?

I really don't get it Susan. Nearly every one of your OPs gets a massive amount of thumbs down. Sometimes that's all they get. That means people don't like your junk. So why even bother?