fangless

Does the Queen still send out telegrams for your 100th birthday? You can let us know then.

Please don't bother. One post from the OP is becoming one too many now.

The millions of immigrant workers are not feeding the Thais!

How about protecting ALL the people not just the economy!

Here is an even worse example with a screen of only adverts and nothing to read! Sorry I lie, the little up arrow is visible in this page!

Even the "return to the top" arrow is covered by ads and cannot be used! With ads only 3 topic lines can be read, without ads seven can be read plus the side bar is usable! With ads; Same screen now without ads

Oh I sucsead in spreading my bread evenly around and love to watch and devour the puns that grow in response!

i think you are succeeding in trying to sandwitch as many bird food puns into one offering.

especially when they were jammed for a week in the pub WC,

If they were head over heels with each other it could put a diffent slant on it!

That's upto him but I don't see him or any of his contemporaries getting their backsides off their pedestals ani time soon!

And there was me thinking that all the crumby bread jokes about pigeons had all gone stale by now and were now toast!

Chat-up Line:- • Do you know CPR, because you take my breath away?

How do you stop a pig from smelling? - Put a clothes peg on its nose.

An eccentric bachelor passed away and left a nephew nothing but a collection of 433 clocks. The nephew is now busy winding up the estate.

How can a cemetery raise its burial charges and blame it on the cost of living?

Did you hear about the man who looked up synonyms for ‘death’ in a thesaurus? - He found himself at words for a loss.

A girl rushed home to tell her mother: ‘I’ve found a man just like Dad!’ The mother replied: ‘What do you want from me? Sympathy?’

Two Irish lads were staggered out of a zoo in the USA with their clothes in shreds and their faces covered in cuts and bruises. One turned to the other and said: ‘That US Country lion dancing sure ain’t as restful as they made out.’

What a bummer!