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Who's just replaced the rugs in the living room... https://vancouver.floorcoveringsinternational.com/articles/the-history-of-<deleted>-carpeting/#:~:text=<deleted> rugs are a type,faces up from the backing. You can stuff that excuse in your pipe and smoke it. Your still nicked! And you are going to get carpetted for adding an edit after I have read/commented on it. Oops; Note to self I ave just added an edit after the original post has been seen!

A quick thankyou to all who reponded with the correct answer. It was actually part of a police test which you all passed ; You are all now on the potential sex offenders list due to your proven filthy minds! ????

My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. I didn’t think it the best advice I’d ever been given but I thought I should give it a go so I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very surprised as was his secretary who was surprisingly nice about it. Mum was right though as I got the bike for keeping quiet.

According to all these “Live Aid” type programmes if you took all the money that we in the West spend on food in one week, you could feed the Third World for a year. I’m not sure about you, but I think we’re being grossly overcharged on groceries if that is true.

“My Dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him. I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.”

“My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian…”

During the first few weeks of Weight Watchers, you’re just finding your feet?

“There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me, ‘oh, don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys.’ OK, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys? And second of all if it’s happening to more than one of us, don’t you think it could be your fault?”

“I like to go into The Body Shop and shout out really loud, ‘I’ve already got one, can I trade it in?'”

Youv'e got me! What the <deleted> was the deleted bird?

Do it again and I will suck you to death! ????

+1 Great breads etc made fresh twice every day by en excentric French Chef. Still busy every day. Located at the bottom end of Sridonchi near the river. Very near to Anantara Chiang Mai Resort.

You should be so lucky, but at your age could you handle it (yourself)?

Why do we keep getting reposts of another posters offerings? In this case they are less than 10 hours apart!

As you can see from my post above we are in agreement that the figure is a MAX of 142. The missing one could be someone who checked in but did not complete the process for some reason. PS; Please not they shut up shop at 1500 so not many could have been processed between 1400-1500.

I believe I was the last one in and was given number 142! at 1500 yesterday. They folded up the registration desk and switched off all the fans as I left the registration desk and all the staff there left.

As I said in my report yesterday they first do a manual check outside at a table against the appointment sheet where you present your passport the first time, get your temp checked, get a number and fill in a form in english. You then get escorted to an office window where you present the form and your passport where your data is entered into their computer system and a new form printed out. You then get escorted inside. My impression is that if your name is not on that first sheet you can forget it. FYI I apper to have been the last one yesterday at 1500 and was given number 142.