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My grandfather has gone missing after eating four cans of baked beans, two cauliflowers and a jar of gherkins. As his family we have made an emotional appeal for him not to come home for at least a fortnight.

Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers - but the chief constable said they must wear their normal uniforms. Spoil sport!

I wonder which Branch of the Police Force Log this sort of crime or do they just leave it for others to sweep up!

Requiremnts to open a BKK savings account; Savings Account (bangkokbank.com) 2. Foreigner without work permit Passport A reference letter issued by one of the following institutes or organizations or required document Embassy located in Thailand An overseas bank where the customer holds an account sent via SWIFT Trusted individuals such as a Bangkok Bank staff member or customer, director of a private company, permanent residence in Thailand, government or private educational institutes located in Thailand trusted by the Bank Trusted companies, e.g., an employment letter from the company if the customer is in the process of applying for a work permit. Document showing ownership of a fixed asset such as a condominium sale/purchase agreement (a condominium which is acceptable to Bangkok Bank) Or a property reservation agreement valued at 100,000 baht or more with a reference letter from the property developer that is acceptable to Bangkok Bank. Notes: Contact addresses for both Thailand and overseas must be provided (hotel and P.O. Box addresses are not acceptable). As you can see from the above just go in to a BKK Branch with a BKK Bank account holder and the required documents! That Is how I opened mine!

I don't think I can cap that comment!

Hint; The headlights are on the outside of a "rental car", not "in a rental car"

But why is the pringles holder so high up? It should be down near the floor/treadmill level so I can reach them between naps! PS; On secons thought; I beleive there should be two holders; One for the Food and another for the Liquids of any non/alchol(ic) level!

Yes! The Mall tends to be very unloved now but that Branch of BKK Bank stills seems to be high on the farang satisfaction scale! Look up some of "Nancyl" posts re that branch! PS; I believe PP in an earlier post refers to Pasport which you will definately need for any bank account opening anywhere!

Paddy was in America. He was patiently waiting, and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic, and shouted, “Okay, pedestrians”. Then he’d allow the traffic to pass. He’d done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted “Pedestrians” for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, “Is it not about toime ye let the Catholics across?”

“I know i'm working class as my TV is bigger than my book case."

"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. “

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair. So now I'm cobming the web asking for a solution!

” Drink,” said the Irish preacher, ”is the greatest curse of the country. It makes yer quarrel with yer neighbours. It makes yer spend all yer rent money. It makes yer shoot at yer missuses lover — and it makes yer miss him.”

"I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don’t know why.”

“I just took part in the sun tanning Olympics but as I only came 3rd I just got Bronze."