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Quentin Zen

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  1. Seeing lots and lots of "teachers" hired without degrees and some leaving after only a day or week.......well, this system is broken. Non-native speakers getting jealous, Thai teachers enforcing crazy rules to de-motivate the farang who gets about $1000 a month in a world where T-shirts are now selling for over $500. Good luck.
  2. Let's say you wake up and look like these jokers. Hard to tell if "trailer trash" or meat heads or testosterone posers You are not going to the bank. You are not heading to the ER. You are not measuring black holes (well, maybe you are). You are not going to the nearest polo match. What are your options? 1. Drink 2. Drink, yea man!!!! 3. Drink, kill, kill!!!! 4. Drink, smash the can on your face!!!! 5. Pound, pound, pound 6. Growl noises
  3. flip flop on a TIT flop flip flipper to the flop flop Soon there will be a 180-day visa-exempt stamp with three crossings a year (??)) with a free massage, tattoo and beer.
  4. Success? In a business, capitalist way you are correct!!! amazing, superb, fascinating, great for a young adult, very inspiring. Life success? who knows. happy? who knows? reached enlightenment? 99.999% no way. I would absolutely want his money if he has some. Maybe he has other bad investments. Maybe he bought that Trump coin and lost it all. Nobody knows. I've seen too many rich people destroy families and themselves to claim "success" like the OP implies immediately. But he has done more than most, probably has money which buys opportunity and allows freedom, and I hope he's using it and his company to help others. Ask me again in 10-years.
  5. terrible situation. feel bad for him and the parents. But it's time to make light of this.... I came to Thailand with 50 baht, immediately did gofundme as I drank all night, rode my motorbike, and crashed without insurance. yes, doing dangerous things. dangerous behavior. not smart. not clever. but how can you predict these things? you use your brain, think, plan, be responsible. 100% of all farangs know insurance is a thing. 100%. It's the trolley problem. You are ON the tracks. That's the problem. dude is in TOS doing possibly dangerous stuff and then asks for money. with a zillion people in the world (we have no idea) I'm not sure my money will go to him first.
  6. odds were small i'd win this one contest. i won. odds small i'd get into this one school. i got in. odds small i'd meet someone who would be killed on a motorbike in Thailand. two already. odds small I'd die after meeting this one.......................... odds small the Nigerian Price actually exists.......yea, fact odds small a butterfly in Canada would make me miss my bus in Bangkok......nobody knows odds small COVID in our lifetime....who knows. anything can happen. Nuclear bunker to lock in 3, 2. ...............................
  7. maybe the guy is doing a deal and making 10 billion, so maybe it's "good" planning but somehow didn't have money to fly in and out, pay the 1900 for an extra week, pay the 1900 for an extra month, or a border run or whatever....anyhow, I digress. What I found that works is to ACT DUMB. Act like you don't understand the stamps and that you were sure the date was next month, but don't act dumb for too long. just dumb face expressions, scratch your head, nod, apologize, act like you had no idea... Then pay and smile and apologize again. had two overstays in three trips over about 11 years. one was the fault of my school and they paid, and the other was my fault from reading some visa stamp that was the maximum allowable day I could start the visa. first trip to Thailand, paid it going to Poipet, Cambodia (once in 2010, NEVER again!!! lol. That place is scamish), ah, wasn't fun, life goes on. it was like a week I think. i think my last one was in 2017 and it's only going to happen again if some life apocalypse happens.... none in the current passport and there are only five pages left, I do think that weirdly helps. anyhow. you will be fine but it will cost you. always sad to be a backpacker on a string budget but then pay 10,000 when leaving. met lots of backpackers back in the day who simply just don't check for months ...... for the old guys, we know exactly when.
  8. i'm a fan of going to see friends on Sunday. say good things, hear nice things, watch other families grow and act.....smile, more smiling. leave thinking you have enriched your soul and taught your family good ethics and morals. but it's not for me. at all. i don't want the church a part of my family. that's my choice. which is also fine. was forced to do enough growing up. once I turned 18, only went back one time for a funeral.
  9. As a member of the Vatican and SVP of getting cash, there are millions of people in the country that surrounds us that needs to give us money. a pope helps us get that money. a lot. think of the Bulls....did they really need MJ? yes, yes they did. sold more jerseys as well. please, no PM's for the FREE Heaven pass, but I do accept Bitcoin
  10. Good try, CIA. Not this time.
  11. That's why I never stopped wearing a mask, even in the shower and ........ I knew when I saw others wearing a mask in 2025 they knew something as well. Masks for life!!!!! Three when sleeping and four when driving, replace every 9 minutes.
  12. Here is a list of all the countries that love poor tourists:
  13. Just give everyone a 10-year visa-exempt stamp. Even an extra 100 baht from Dave the Drunkard, a ladyboy fighter motorcycle racer, is better than no money. Ban all negative Farang articles, and we'll soon forget how bad we are. or let the farang buy and own land. but then soon inflation will go up 1,000,000,000 percent.
  14. YTers and Influencers will get to fly directly over the area, in a helicopter, taking selfies for no less than 4 days.
  15. cheap .................................... good pick one
  16. family is probably worth between 50 and 100,000,000 USD. Plus connections for life, money for life, power for life, etc.... I can't worry about her "tough transition" that requires therapy.
  17. At approximately 01:10, Mr Keith William Dobie, a 65-year-old Australian national..... yea, 1 am and the guy is 65. I sense danger, Will Robinson!
  18. not sure if mentioned, but why wake up to a colony of ants and a billion other animals eating your food.
  19. For her sake, I'm absolutely hoping she was super high, on lsd, mushrooms, licking frogs, hanging out with bats, popping pills, you name it....people will then at least understand. I've done and said soo many idiotic things drunk back when smartphones weren't a thing. No excuse, but you can move on knowing you only half-remember things.
  20. Dear Ex of Nate, I am very hansum. I have many, many baths and take a baht usually once a day. I know good 30 baht noodle places and my bicycle just got tuned up. I'm 88 but my best friends at the pub/bar/hangout/club/(cool words) tell me I don't look a day over 39. I feel like I'm 19. OK, I don't. anyhow, yo, yo, hit me up on myspace or aol or whatever the kool kids use now. I've been in Thailand for over 39 years and I know almost 33 words that my ex-gf says she sort-of understood. oh, and I know good place cheap beer. please bring money. YT won't bring you your dreams and money isn't everything. We can swim in the moat around ChiangMai, I have some homemade swimsuits. memories.....
  21. Line Three: Four or fewer grenades. Smart pass available. Line Four: Three sticks of dynamite or less. Line Five: Those passengers wearing only one bomb vest. I want a human sapien check on this guy and his family tree quarantined.
  22. When in Israel I tell them they must speak English, nothing is Kosher, and only menus are in Arabic. I demand this!!!!! You really have to be either on drugs or a next-level moron to not have any common sense. Why do they get so mad at me? I don't understand. I tell them the USA gives them lots of money so all Americans can create any rules they want.
  23. 22 million baht split a few ways or lose and hope for a better roll in the next life. Thanks for playing the game of life.
  24. 150 million homeless worldwide. I'd try to freeload at some point. Could have picked a worse country and climate. It was someone's kid. Sad situation.
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