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MaskLover2025

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  1. Yes, not breathing clearly, and having a tiny bit of saliva going on my face occasionally is comparable to being soaked in urine - how could I be so foolish? Where exactly did you acquire these impeccable critical thinking skills? Was it from the prestigious University of Life?
  2. And yes, I alwasy wear trousers - since my bottom half is used to communicate with other humans as well as inhale necessary oxygen
  3. Yes I remember coming here in 2010 and seeing half the population covered in face masks, thinking to myself - "wow I really have arrived in the land of smiles" - these people are the pinnacle of health, especially those who take their masks off to smoke cigarettes.
  4. I love masks though, they make me feel good about myself - when I drive alone with one on like all the other Thais I feel particularly Sounds like sensible advice to me - I am always amenable to taking on the advice of a country where people think it's sensible to ride a motorbike with no helmet and a face mask. Thais are infinitely more intelligent and better educated than us dirty farangs and it is time we accept this harsh truth,
  5. We should be double-masking at all times for the rest of our lives - Land of Masks forever baby. Even North Koreans aren't this docile and brainwashed.
  6. I love masks though, they make me feel good about myself - when I drive alone with one on like all the other Thais I feel particularly superior to all the dirty farang who don't wear one
  7. Honestly, I can’t imagine going back to the days when we actually saw each other’s faces in public. Smiling? Reading facial expressions? Gross. It’s 2025, who needs human connection in an already atomised and fragmented society when you can sweat into a synthetic face diaper all year round? Nothing screams "mentally thriving" like teaching toddlers that the outside world is one big germ-filled panic zone. And for adults? Nothing says “relaxed and well-adjusted” like constantly scanning the BTS for the one guy not wearing a mask, the audacity! Worse than Hitler in my eyes. And the benefits! Don’t want to shave? Mask. Hate making small talk? Mask. Want to signal that you're morally superior and scientifically enlightened? MASK. Let’s just make it law: Mask for life. Birth to cremation. Photos for your ID? Masked. Wedding day? Matching couple masks. Need CPR? Sorry, protocol, my mask is more important. Forget nuanced conversations about risk, data, or personal choice. Blanket fear is so much easier. Besides, it's not like anyone ever used non-verbal communication to bond with strangers in Thailand... right? So yes, let’s embrace it. After all, a society that treats the human face like a biohazard must be the pinnacle of psychological well-being. Oh and lets mask kids forever too, who cares about them learning how to read and understand basic human emotion, we have AI to do all of that now anyway.
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