luckyluke

Or come to work on the FARM

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i may have great HARM

closer to the sun..slightly stoopid..

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CLOSER to home (Grand Funk Railroad)

I thought i was a bit ambitious applying to move my adsl service the day before i moved but TT&T exceeded themselves and turned up at 2pm today after saying 7 days to wait, all installed and done in about 10 minutes and working. Just hope it stays up now

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Oh Lucky Man

Overall, however, tour operators regard Thailand a safe destination, especially its traditional resorts.

Of course they do. There's money to be made. Tour operators can say its safe because of a relatively low body count, fair enough. But what about the complete failure of Thailand to publish any statistics on crime rates against tourists? And do you honestly think those would be honest and accurate numbers?

Is or are there countries which publish honest and accurate statistics on crime rates against tourists?anf if,why do you believe they are honest and accurate?

Do we have to pay a FARE to post on here ?

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What about a FARO : a nice belgian beer

tea money

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COMMON

Who do you think you are (Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods)

[Have you met my mate BERT

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no,i hope he is nor a BERK

corrupt police

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BRIBES

come together = beatles

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COME a little bit closer (Jay and the Americans)

reminds of watching bjorn BORG

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take care of an ice BERG when sail.

roger rabbit

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FRAMED

A strong cup of java will SORT it out.

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Much better than SORG someone

A strong cup of java will SORT it out.

Refugee

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BOAT PEOPLE

Save the dog or run for my life? My heart is TORN!

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That lady ,she is so CORN

Centre

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DETENTION

so so

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MIDDLE

Same In The End - Sublime

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THE END of the World (Skeeter Davis)

Snap! - Rhythm Is A Dancer

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LUNATIC ( Bipolar Disorder)

I think it's on fire, we're all gonna BURN!

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Bad TURN!

KNICKERS!

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KNOCKERS!!

did anyone else hear that dog BARK

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At the BARN door

Bebby Goodman and Peggy Lee :

Smoke gets in your eyes

Shoplifters of the world CARE not..

.... a BARE minimum