Jamesyboi

If it's too loud, your too old

Australia

Singapore

Thailand

Thailand and London and Singapore later this year

Would like to go to Germany also

I predict Rambo 4 will be 5/10 on the ratings side of things

Hi,

Just curious which provider has the best coverage in Bangkok. ( particularly in the Ramkhamhaeg area ?) If anyone could let me know information about this would be greatley appreciated.

Just curious in Bangkok where would be the best dentist to get your wisdom teeth out, and how much does this generally cost ?

Any information would be appreciated thanks.

Just curious if Bangkok has cable tv/ and how much does it cost per month?

and does it air the following sports -

wwe raw and smackdown

pridefc

ufc ultimate fighting championship ?

150B, bit of a jib

haha good read

worst beer: VB

best beer: Singh beer

we can't be beaten - rose tattoo

Got to admit I am a fan of some Thai music, Loso, is a good artist

when I visitied Thailand last, I was suprised to see how many people were fans of the following

Linkin Park

Korn

Metallica

etc

Is there any other decent Thai artists/bands besides Loso? I need more songs for my iTunes list

Has any of you had this experience and can anyone explain why falangs has to pay ten times more?

I'm not sure why, but I got the same treatment on Ko Samed beach, thought it was a bit strange at first but paid anyway

pretty disrespectful.

These two boys were talking about their sex lives and different techniques to make it really good. One of the guys asked the other if he knew how to do it rodeo-style. The other guy said no and asked him to explain.

''That's where you start out doing it doggy-style, hold a breast in each hand, tell her that she feels SO much like your ex-girlfriend, then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds!''

A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.

"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."

"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."

"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."

"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."

"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.

"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."

"Oh, no, I can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman:? "Is there a problem, Officer?"

Officer:? "Ma'am, you were speeding."

Older Woman:?

"Oh, I see."

Officer:? "Can I see your license please?"

Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

Officer:? "Don't have one? "

Older Woman:? "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. "

Officer:? "I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. "

Older Woman:? "I can't do that. "

Officer:? "Why not? "

Older Woman:? "I stole this car. "

Officer:? "Stole it? "

Older Woman:? "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer:? "You what? "

Older Woman:? "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2:? "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman:? "Is there a problem sir?"

Officer 2:? "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Older Woman:? "Murdered the owner? "

Officer 2:? "Yes, would you open the trunk of your car, please."

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2:? "Is this your car, ma'am?"

Older Woman:? "Yes, here are the registration papers." The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2:? "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver's license and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:?

"Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you u didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Older Woman:?

"Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."

MORAL:

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies

Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on the same day. As they are approaching the gates of heaven, God tells them that there is only ONE spot left.

Knowing this, Pamela decides to seduce God by showing her bare breasts. God looks at them and says, "Very nice."

"Does that mean I''m in?" says Pamela. God looks over to his side and sees the Queen of England douching in the corner. He looks back at Pamela and says, "Sorry, a royal flush always beats a pair."

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section

of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue,gently wiped her nose

and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed

again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently

as before. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she

took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man

couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, You've

sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then

shuddered violently! Are you all right?"

I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition;

when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've

never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"The woman looked

at him and said, "Pepper."

A WOMAN'S PRAYER

Our cash

Which art on plastic

Hallowed be thy name

Thy Cartier watch

Thy Prada bag

In Myer

As it is in David Jones

Give us each day our Platinum Visa

And forgive us our overdraft

As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard

And lead us not into Katies

And deliver us from Sussans

For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani

For Chanel No 5 and Eternity

Amex

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A MAN'S PRAYER

Our beer

Which art in bottles

Hallowed be thy sport

Thy will be drunk

I will be drunk

At home as I am in the pub

Give us each day our daily schooners

And forgive us our spillage

As we forgive those who spillest against us

And lead us not into the practice of poofy wine tasting

And deliver us from Tequila

For mine is the bitter

The chicks and the footy

Forever and ever

Barmen

Sex In The Dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on

shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,

screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a

battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be

lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Egg Donor

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the senior center and the Amazing Claude

Was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike mosthypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." the excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes Followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly,it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist... It took three days to clean up the senior center.

The Flight Crew

The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc .

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We No Longer Call It The Cock Pit."

"It's The Box Office."

The Stranded Irishman

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for

over10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,

"It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he

began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting

aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a

drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,

"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over

and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve or her wet suit, and

pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.

"Faith and begorrah,"said the man,

"that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey?"

asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied,

"Ten years." Hearing that,the blonde reaches over to

her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to

him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.

"Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. "'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of

her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and

asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,

"Sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!"

try duromine.

ask a doctor if your liable to use it first.

do they have Weider brand in bkk ?

and what other brands of protein powders etc?

Hi all,wondering if you can help me. I am after a catchy Thai song that was the intro for a tv soap .. I think the show was called "direct sale of love" or something like that .. and I think it used to be on in the afternoons on channel 3 in bangkok.

If anyone knows/has the song please let me know

beef cashew or egg noodle

awesome restuarant!! I remember going there, great food