????...Ol' Goaty making up stories again about my UK life, you are a very sad individual, but we must make allowances for your type, shame really.......????
As for your second para, do you want me to make up similar waffle ?, I can if you like...........????
Now come on chap, buck your ideas up, it is pointless making up stories about folk here, it makes you look stupid even though you are, go find a bird to waffle too, I'm sure there must be one out there somewhere, may be difficult in your case, but I'm sure there is...????
Good luck, Goaty.......