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13 hours ago, zhounan said:

Three possible solutions:

- throw away TV 

- don't let her drink sugar drinks 

- do sports together with her

 

Extreme solution: make her jealous, be kind to women more beautiful than her, so she will become competitive.

Good idea, keep saying her sister/best friend/her Mum&Dad/Neighbour are all beautiful with shapely waist and legs.

Hide all knifes and swap all metal for cardboard before you start.

6 hours ago, mania said:

Good & deported is the proper route but due to violence it should be after times served

 

On the second Swiss the pics of the Thai lady he mauled was terrible & not a scratch on himself.

I would like to see or hear more about that case as it is extreme & odd at the same time

 

They say no cctv footage available yet say many bystanders saw & testified. That means in today's world there is also a lot

of phone videos. But also makes me wonder how so many could stand by & watch yet not help

It is standing back and watching a woman being beaten that abhors me, what has happened to the mantra of protect the weak.

5 hours ago, NickyLouie said:

Swedes are basically Arabs.

Thought Norway owned that country at one time....................  Joking........ I know it were the other way around.

14 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said:

You made a good decision. After leaving the military I had 3 choices, Australian mines, Oil drilling industry or nursing + woman. Of course I picked the worst possible option, and suffer for it still.

Working in the Oil industry and spending your leave between women's limbs create a bubble and bust routine.

The Merchant Navy had me visiting bars all around the World were I would fall deeply and seriously in love, shore leave ending and ship sailing got my head straight until the next port.

By the time I came to be a tax exile in Thailand (50yrs) the magic extremely attractive women could conjure up no longer worked on me as it would a newbie........ That is not to say I did not have my head turned, I did and twice they left with Honda Clicks.

3 hours ago, jippytum said:

Rubbish story. Hundred have done that. I did forty years ago still here. No big deal

What I find remarkable is the large number of success stories out there??

All you really hear about is the train crashes and wrecks, when I lived Pattaya listened to guys who had a brainwave that only they ever had and how easy it were going to be, they were smart, they knew....

Joined Merchant Navy in 1977 aged 22, first time Thailand (Bangkok) 1983 aged 28 left the ship and the agent agreed to have my UK flight ticket as open, had a great time even though a bit blurry.

2004 working for Stena Drilling asked if interested in a position out of Matak Island, Indonesia, said 'Yes' and using the UK 90 day tax rule, spent half my leave Asia 90 days, the other 90 in UK

2008 October, legally separated from Medusas sister who kept the house, shares everything in the UK while lots of my gear went missing. Started again aged 53 with only suitcases

2012 while working for Seadrill in China/Korea bought land via a Thai company and built a house.

2014 December 28th, decided to retire when stepping out a chopper in Dammam KSA

2015 June started taking my private pension.

2017 November 11th married my long term girlfriend of 2 years.

2021 August started receiving my frozen and reduced UK, OAP

2024 aged 69 have 11 dogs (6 GSD's), fruit trees, koi pond and more bikes than my wife agrees with and I am very happy with how my life is so different from the UK

Could I have had this future starting aged 22..............................................  No F#@&$% way.

You want to have success in a foreign field you need to put the time and effort in beforehand. 

Honestly, I wish him well he has a 'dream', but, what will he do when he cannot work anymore or becomes ill, then his dream will become a nightmare.

Hoping for the best is not a good plan.

Apologies for the rambling and inane rant

Is there something I should know about eating Toblerone?? 

Habitual munchers of that nougaty chocolate seem to be a bit flaky on the outside.

So my Austrian mate told me

1 hour ago, SymS said:

What's the law converning beachfront properties? Which part of the beach actually belongs to the owner... I suppose it does not just stop at the water line 🙂

If my extremely limited maritime law is correct any claim to land ends at the high water/tide mark. 

Now politicians/countries and the UN have agreed on economic zones as well as territorial zones/areas etc, that only in the South China Sea seems to be ignored, cannot defame chines you know??

7 hours ago, Skipalongcassidy said:

That's exactly what the british said in 1773 at the Boston tea party... 

That little event did start of a chain reaction, went on for a few years I believe before the tea thieves who carried off what they could throwing the rest in the water became politicians.  Whatever were the outcome??

4 hours ago, hotchilli said:

Bastard.... 

A 'Bastard' is the offspring of an unmarried couple, he/she is blameless on entry into life.

On the other hand........

The lowlife that did this has been spawned from a cesspit in a dark-place has no morals, ethics or empathy.  I hope he has discomforts forever and ever.

34 minutes ago, retarius said:

I agree with the OP. Pretty much every expat I've met was either an astronaut, starred in a movie with Tom Cruise, was a star footballer with Millwall, was a successful entrepreneur and business man controlling the lives of thousands of employees, was almost was recruited into the Beatles or the Rolling Stones in 1960, or won a solo around the world rowing race in 1967, or was in some other way totally wonderful before he came here where he turned into a drunken fat slob. 

Met an old American in Korat, drunk or extremely tired and emotional.  Said he were an ex-mercenary started off in Rhodesia ending up a door gunner on the shuttle Atlantis during the 'Moon Wars'. 

Apologies for derailing the thread from football, but??  Have a picture of the 1998/1999 first team squad with their signatures around the picture, plus a deflated 'Chelsea' football signed again by the players.

Bought at a charity dinner/auction same year when everybody were bidding thinking/hoping someone would bid more than you had just shouted out.

Unfortunately my bid were the last, being told I were a good sport and generous prevented me from Wailing and crying.  Is it worth anything to a Chelsea fan........ 

Take care.

5 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

Really?   

If the Brits didn't have guns at Rorke's Drift, the Zulus would have speared the lot of them.

I thought all the Brits who stayed for the match were speared and disemboweled somewhat

That is a maidens aunt tea party to what happened in Cristobal, Panama, New Years Eve, 1982.

When local boat skippers came into the redlight, waterfront drinking dens saying we all need to get on the boats and head back to the ships before midnight (At anchor in the canal) something happened and 3+ bars/brothels emptied, windows smashed, bottles thrown, stabbings, kidnappings and one boat set adrift and its skipper thrown in the water. 

Being in our twenties we could run faster than the older guys who were robbed without a happy ending.

LK Metro GoGo bar brawl pales away to what goes on in waterfront bars.

Did a favour for a mate while working in South Korea, he has a mate, the ex World Boxing champion Dave 'Boy' McAuley.  To say thanks got him to sign my name on a card depicting him fighting wishing me all the best and a signed pair of gloves, have them here in Issan.

Also have a Chelsea football signed by all the first team, along with a large picture of the Chelsea squad all signed again by the players.  This when the silver bearded (conman/crook) were in charge (Before bought by the Russian) came into my possession at a charity raffle type function.  We were all pissed and bidding with no idea what for, I made another bid thinking some fool would top mine, never happened. 

Handed my goods in a Chelsea club shop plastic bag, bag went awol.  Mate who does E-Bay laughs at how much I paid chortling how it will be 3023 before I get my money back.

Given a bottle of 'Lanson' Champagne in 1997 with a BP label celebrating the Foinhaven Field development, stored upright in a display cabinet here in Issan.  No idea if worth anything

Worked on the Stadive in 1995 during the proposed sinking of the Brent Spar.  Shell gave all directly involved a T-Shirt printed on the Front "Only a drop in the Ocean" and 1995 etc, etc on the back.  Never worn and never seen another will never sell.  No idea if worth anything

Piper Bravo, the replacement for "Piper Alpha" when first produced oil some of us were given paperweights with a "Drop" of oil encased giving the date etc.  Still in it's little box, will never get rid off since knew a guy who worked on Piper Alpha.

Ships Bell from the Balder Hammerfest 1991, cough, cough is hanging near my fish pond

Bulk Carrier Star Ming, the stern flag tucked away in the battery locker left the ship when I left in Bangkok in 1983?

Had loads more memorabilia, but, my ex has no idea what happened to an old Pendulum clock from a BR waiting room I repaired, navigation lights and anchor lights plus ship models. 

Women do, do a scorched earth policy on a guys things, told me for 22 years that leaving would make her happy, it did until she found the money supply had left so all my possessions went to that "Don't ask me, it's your stuff" place.

Apologies for derailing the thread. 

Being a biker myself (Even at 68) near paranoid on checking my mirror in the wife's car when turning left into a garage, side street or just parking.

Indicator flashing away well before the turn, try to be as far left as possible, but, have had old grannies and pimply youths still coming up alongside whom I let pass before turning.

A simple safety awareness program could be done at schools with posters extolling the virtue of "Being Smart" not stupid.

7 minutes ago, proton said:

 

What have Israel done against the people of Gaza? they LEFT it in 2005, after Egypt refused to take it back!

That is what 99.9% of Israel haters cannot see.  When Rabin/Clinton/Arafat signed the Oslo Accords the PLO got most of what they wanted.  Arafat seeing what could follow {losing support) started the 'child' infidata to derail what he signed/agreed to.

Rabin for his troubles were assassinated by a right wing Jew for selling out part of the biblical homeland.

Ariel Sharon a "Hawk" no friend of the 'Arabs' used the army to remove all jews and settlers from Gaza in many cases by 'Force' same happened in a number of places in the West Bank.  But, Gaza were 'Jew Free' end of 2005.

2006 in Gaza elections Hamas won the popular vote in the 'Legislature', Gaza became self governing, Hamas and Fatah fought a brief and brutal civil war which Hamas won then expelled Fatah supporters from Gaza.  Hamas became self ruling banning further elections and publishing their "Charter" which called for the "Eradication of the jews and the State of Israel.  USA cut of funding to Gaza diverting it to PLA of Abbas in the West Bank.

Hamas were declared to be a terrorist organisation at the UN.  The EU declared it to be a terrorist organisation October 7th proved beyond a shadow of doubt they are a terrorist organisation.

I await ridicule and "whataboutery"  

"Would be no trouble if not for those pesky foreigners coming armed looking to disrupt the tranquility of a peaceful gathering by 'Jai yen, yen' Thais", commented Iamoff Maheed a local Thai spokeperson wearing an ankle bracelet

1 hour ago, 1happykamper said:

Tragic and disturbing on many levels. 

 

I think it's a criminal offense in America to not help in such situation.... 

 

Spent 2012-14 working in South Korea, one evening went to help a person who had not noticed a kerb, and fell hitting his head, told my driver to stop and went to his aid.  He were disoriented more than hurt, showed alarm at seeing me holding him and started shouting, got up and walked quickly away.  Later in the office mentioned this and a local Korean said that what I had done were not common in Korea, in fact they had tried passing a "Good Samaritan" law that you needed to help someone who were hurt/had an accident.  It failed to get passed, so that shows you the attitude of one Asian country.

15 hours ago, retarius said:

Now let's have some justice. Don't let this rich bastard off because he's rich and doesn't give a <deleted> about poor people. Throw him in the slammer for attempted murder and GBH.. 

Get off that fence and give us your feelings ????